This is what we (wife and me) did to an employee for last Christmas.

Mark is a in too deep camper and what he really wanted was a Porta Potty, The real good one! last 14 day or longer. Well we got him the potty, and he was working when it came in, the darn box said Porta Potty, that shot the surprise. But I told him he canÂ’t have it till the Christmas party.

So what we did to him, was wife went and bought a training potty at good will store and I opened it from the bottom and unpacked it. Putting in the kids trainer and to get it up to weight, added some quart bottles of chemicals bring it to the 29 pounds it weighted.

At the Christmas party, Mark opened acting real smug (remember I had gotten this on ebay over a month earlier).

His face was just great, Mark didnÂ’t say a word, but the look said it all (you would have thought someone just kick his best hunting dog). He thanked us for the gift, but wanted to know what to do about this child potty ? (it was funny to see his big butt on a trainer potty, in your mind, not in real life, it would have killed the party)

I said “what the hell, I got that on Ebay, the sell must have sent me the wrong item, you could use it as a planter or something ?”

We waited a half hour before giving him the right one, I am now very afraid of what is going to happen to me this Christmas ?

He has been talking to wife real secretly lately. and it has me Very WÂ…oÂ…rÂ…rÂ…iÂ…eÂ…d.