This is just Terrible!

[vgc]

I never really read through these scam e-mails til the recent post here. This one is just terrible :

Brick Court Chambers
7-8 Essex Street
London WC2R 3LD

ATTN:MD/CEO,

I solicit for your good refine temperament on this unwarranted mail, but hope you will consider it worth giving attention. Thus, a pre-meditated contact, trust and honor which i bestowed on your personality.

I am Mrs.Margaret Gray, member of Brick Court Chambers London, call into bar in 1998, Areas of Practice, Commercial Law, Insurance and Reinsurance,Banking, Commercial Judicial Review.

I am, the Personal Attorney to a Foreign Contractor, who worked with a Multi-national Oil Firm in London.
On the 11th of September 2001, my client, a Mexican National, late Engineer Michael Creek,an oil Merchant / Contractor , until his Death Three years ago in a Ghastly terrorist attack to american airlines flight 11, from Boston,Massachusetts, to Los Angeles, California, crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Centre with 92 people on board.
All occupants of the Aeroplane unfortunately lost their lives. Since then I have made several inquiries to your Embassy to locate any of my late clients extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful. After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the Internet, to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I decided to contact you.
I am contacting you to assist me in repatriating the money left behind by my late client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Bank where this huge deposits were lodged. Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an account valued at about US$3.8 million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 3 years now I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at $3.8 million dollars can be paid to you and then you and I can share this money. 60% to me and 30% to you,while 10% should be for expenses or tax as your government may require,
I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make.
All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. Get in touch with me via my private email : margaretgray_brickscourtchembers@yahoo.co.uk to enable us discuss on the modalities and process for the success of this transaction.
Please feel free to make your interest known, as your response will be appreciated.And i will like to have your Phone and Fax number for smooth communication as internet might not be too confident in an important business information.
Regards.
Mrs.Margaret Gray
Tel;44-7040-130-463or 44-7040-130-464
Brick court Chambers.
(margaretgray_brickscourtchembers@yahoo.co.uk)

On a Brighter Note I did sell 3 Machines Today! Yeehawww. Mike : )

[Thomas P.]

VGC... Get with Sid on this one... He'll be able to offer insight on how to handel this one. Agreed, Terrible!

[vgc]

Report Spam is all I do. If I get a ton I forward to spoof@ebay or spoof@paypal.com. I had a few more this morning along with the usual Deny Payment Paypal e-mails ( it seems I purchased Sports Cards and Golf Clubs yesterday) and eBay spoofs. I just cant believe they use the 9/11 situation. Mike : )

[arbycoffee]

Yes I can, I got ****z with in a week of it happening.

[vgc]

I guess i should take the time to read some of these. May be good for entertainment value. Heres a couple more I just got since last post about 5 min ago.

Greetings,

I am Mr. Luis from Madagascar; I need your assistance if possible please.My
father Dr. Rakotozafy was killed on his way to visit the family of the late
president of Togo (Mr Gnassingbe Eyadema), who died of heart attack on the
5th of February 2005 on a good Saturday.

After the death of my father, my mother took us out of Madagascar to south
Africa were I manage to enter a ship to Europe. I am seeking asylum now in
Europe due to the fact I don't have relatives or friends in Europe to stay
with before claiming our funds that made me move to Europe. I have informed
the firm I am in Europe already for claims.

Due to this effect, I need your urgent responses to move the funds lodged in
by my late father before his death to your country for private investments
etc.

I am seeking for your trust to assist me move this funds into your country
for private investments now, and I am assured in me that you are a
trustworthy person that can not only assist me get the funds into your
country alone, but also keep it safe for us until my family and I come over
to your country and we shall make proper arrangements for good investments
together, But if you already know a profitable business we can invest in
please let me know also.

Amount deposited is (US$8.5million). We shall thank you after this funds has
gotten into your country through your assistance with 20percent of the total
money, this is what I am going to do. If you wish we can put it in writing
also. All documents covering the funds are in our custody.

Please respond to me only on my personal Email: address:
(luiqq3@netscape.net) if you are willing to assist us in this transaction.

Best regards.
Mr. Luis

#2

Dear Friend,

I am Dr,Mike Ben, an international business consultant, market and commodity
Broker,an import-export consultant in West African region.

One of my client is interested in investing Millions of Dollars in your
country and he is interested in investing with your company .

kindly forward all your company's profile to me for immediate decision on
the investment programme .

Total amount to be invested= $75,000,000,00.usd...........Cash investment
4Metric tons of AU in dust.....Treasure investment Precious stones, quantity
not decleared.......Treasure investment Origin:Accra Ghana.

Immediately I receive your detailed information, I will inform him about
your willinness to champion the project effectively and feed you with his
arrangements on how the said fund could reach you.

Anticipating your immediate reply
Best regards
Regards
DR,MIKE BEN

[Sid]

its amazing to what lengths these people go to to try to make their story believable.
and they always seem to pick moments of tragedy and play on it in hopes of making money.. this pisses me of.. that and people who take advantage of others for personal gain.. lying and cheating

[Tony Junior]

Gee, I wish someone would send me an e-mail like that so I could get rich!

Hey Sid, how soon do you think you'll get all your millions?

[Chris V]

that and people who take advantage of others for personal gain.. lying and cheating

Sounds like Grandview Products to me.


Chris

[Sid]

Gee, I wish someone would send me an e-mail like that so I could get rich!

Hey Sid, how soon do you think you'll get all your millions?

I can PM you one of these emails the next time i get one in my email account...
I'll make sure its a good one with lots of cash involved

as for getting the Millions Im working on it Tony....

[Tony Junior]

Thanks, but no thanks, Sid! I'd rather just share your wealth...when you get it.

[Sid]

Fair enough... more millions for me..

the internet is paved with gold.....
and sometimes it just gets plopped on your lap...

or was that just a big migratory bird flying by

[Tony Junior]

When you look up to check if it was a bird, do NOT open your mouth!

[Sid]

so much for the bird of happiness theory.....

[Tony Junior]