$20 for a Japanese translation

[noobie]

I'll PayPal $20 to anyone who can accurately translate the following:

http://www.pachinkomuseum.com/gendai..._cy/index.html

Any takers?

[minnesotabrad]

Put tokens in, hit right combination and win big! Not sure if it is an exact translation and you can keep the $20!

[arbycoffee]

keep your money

http://translate.google.com/translat...language_tools

[poolenglish]

this link might help;

http://translate.google.com/translat...l%3Den%26lr%3D

[Lazarus]

Rupen 777 could use some funds in his operating budget

[slotter]

I gave him his allowance this week and he spent it already.

Darn kids, anyhow!

[noobie]

Thanks for the links to the translation tools, but I already tried those, The reason I offered $20 for an accurate translation is because this doesn't mean much to me:

"Is concerning the internal system of the twin BB, but the condition for being distributed to the super BB, at the time of BB formation in the monkey time, with the cherry OR watermelon formation which is in the midst of being elected and normal BB digestion in distribution pulling out selection at the time of BB formation other than the monkey time in being promoted pulling out selection election, with, when is a chance to always, but hitting against the most important element the is monkey time. After the BB ending it rushes to the monkey time above the minimum of 35 games. Here 35 games or more point! If as for the monkey time because at the time of bell winning a prize in the BB by all means either of 3 * 4 * 10 games it becomes the mechanism which adds, the bell is even, the reason that it extends also the monkey time the extent which is even, attendant upon that. In other words, it rushes to the super BB which if pushing order of all bells Nabi is done, it is not in the monkey time of 300 games or more to do either thrust how thing, the non- ず. Furthermore when the BB is formed in the monkey time, because also the remaining monkey time is carried over, if it is elected once in the super BB, it has become the mechanism which the super BB continues. As for the number of accurate of the monkey time remaining games you do not understand while playing, but there is some state, the background of field will be referred. If ' like the town ' if monkey time decision, ' Guilin ' if with high probability to the super BB, ' the desert ' it has become possible it is to distinguish to the wind which remote possibility is said!"

[dalto]

Seems perfectly clear to me.

[luckydog]

I'm surprised it didn't mention the knitting machine

[Firewire]

rupan777 might put you up front for $20.

[slotter]

Thanks for the links to the translation tools, but I already tried those, The reason I offered $20 for an accurate translation is because this doesn't mean much to me:

"Is concerning the internal system of the twin BB, but the condition for being distributed to the super BB, at the time of BB formation in the monkey time, with the cherry OR watermelon formation which is in the midst of being elected and normal BB digestion in distribution pulling out selection at the time of BB formation other than the monkey time in being promoted pulling out selection election, with, when is a chance to always, but hitting against the most important element the is monkey time. After the BB ending it rushes to the monkey time above the minimum of 35 games. Here 35 games or more point! If as for the monkey time because at the time of bell winning a prize in the BB by all means either of 3 * 4 * 10 games it becomes the mechanism which adds, the bell is even, the reason that it extends also the monkey time the extent which is even, attendant upon that. In other words, it rushes to the super BB which if pushing order of all bells Nabi is done, it is not in the monkey time of 300 games or more to do either thrust how thing, the non- ず. Furthermore when the BB is formed in the monkey time, because also the remaining monkey time is carried over, if it is elected once in the super BB, it has become the mechanism which the super BB continues. As for the number of accurate of the monkey time remaining games you do not understand while playing, but there is some state, the background of field will be referred. If ' like the town ' if monkey time decision, ' Guilin ' if with high probability to the super BB, ' the desert ' it has become possible it is to distinguish to the wind which remote possibility is said!"

Ummm, so what's the problem????

[ocpachinko]

Obviously Rupan's expertise here (if done professionally) would cost a lot more than $20, and he has been more than generous with translations (for free) on this site, IMO.

I can't speak for him, but I know that there would be issues if I accepted cash for my professional work (which sadly requires no knowledge of Japanese) through this forum (not a likely prospect in any case).

Probably the best bet is to look at some of the other explanatory pachislo info on this site and on the vendor sites to understand the typical pachislo concepts...for me on the pachinko (knitting machine) side this has gradually rendered equivalent machine translations like the above almost readable...but of course, living in the darkness of CA I can't have pachislos...so machine translated pachislo promotion baffles me more than the pachinko equivalent.

I bet the pachislo pros here could comment on the monkey time, though...

[rupan777]

I believe this is the link that you sent me a few days ago, no? I think I already said I would translate it for free. Throw in $20 and I'll put it right underneath the stuff I'm doing for compirate right now.

ATM, I only ask for people's patience as I get my life together, the work will come faster.

[Tulsa]

Rupan, you're here to enjoy yourself like everyone else. If this starts to become like work, and not fun for you, I want you to stop doing the translations.

After all, we can only imagine how taxing it can be, being slotters off-spring.

[noobie]

I wasn't trying to put anyone out. Rupan777 offered to translate but I got the impression he was quite busy (and I'm pretty impatient). I thought if anyone else happened to be bilingual it might be an easy way to make $20.

Sorry if I offended you, Rupan777. It wasn't my intention at all, and I appreciate the offer.

[logicprobe]

If Rupan ends up doing it for free, you should send the $20 to Slotter.
After all, it takes a lot of money to raise a kid these days.
I'd imagine raising Rupan is no different... probably more.

And knowing that Slotter is good with investments, he could probably turn that $20 into... well... probably $21 or $22 in no time flat!!!
Maybe even more if he uses it for Texas Hold'Em.

[rupan777]

After all, we can only imagine how taxing it can be, being slotters off-spring.

I'm glad someone can feel my pain!!!!

No offense taken, noobie. I do have a couple of jobs in progress now which I must finish first since they've been on my burner for a little . If that $20 offer still stands, I'll be happy to slip it in right after those two.

It's too bad that the other bilingual members don't visit here much anymore though...

[slotter]

Hey, hold on a minute, here!!! Logicprobe had the best answer! Plus, I will even split any proceeds with the prodigal son.

[rupan777]

So will I bet getting the quarter or two dimes and a nickel?