Crabmas and The Mystery at Crooked Castle |aka Murder Crab Wrote|

[hanabi]

[MrGneiss]

Likely story!!

[takethecastle57]

[MrGneiss]

And the murderer is Sham........

Who was murdered?? asked the Christmas Crab, just returning from the cruse..

You're Alive!!?? everyone yelled..

Of course I'm alive, why wouldn't I be??

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We, umm..Found your body, and, umm..there was a Axe right through your skull!! said Goat..

My body?? Where??

In your bedroom......Wait, if you're here, then whose body is in your room?!?!?!

I need to see this, said the Christmas Crab..

Oh.....That's not a body, that's just my exoskeleton!! I molted right before I left for the trip!!

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Molted?? But what about the axe and the mess?? asked Llama..

AND ALL THE BLOOD!?!? screamed Goat..

I was in such a hurry when I got back that I asked Choppy if he could help me out!! I saw him chopping wood when I was coming in and asked for his help.. His axe did the trick and got me out quick, but I guess we made a bit of a mess trying to get it done so fast.. And that wasn't blood, the cherry Icee I was drinking got knocked into the fan and went everywhere.. Me and Choppy both had places to be and didn't have time to clean up or put my shell in the crab pile out back before I left.. I hope it didn't cause too many problems for you all while we were away!!

Well in fact, said Goat..

Oh no, Owl interrupted, no problems at all..

Wait, did you just say I was the murderer?? Llama asked the Owl..

Oh, no..don't be silly.....don't listen to him Christmas Crab, we were just playing a game....Sooooo, I should probably get out of your way, you've got a busy night ahead...I'll just be going.....Hoot!!

And off the owl flew!!

Well, that was odd, but he's right..We need to get ready for Crabmas!!


So that was that, the mystery was solved, (thankfully without any dead crabs and without the need for anyone to be sentenced to hard labor in the Slim Jim mines) and just in time as everyone arrived back at the Crooked Castle to ready the Spam Sleigh!!

[hanabi]

Yay! Christmas Crab is alive!

and Steampunk Styling too!

Crabmas is saved!

[MrGneiss]

I'm sure he'd let you borrow his hat!!

[hanabi]

I'm sure he'd let you borrow his hat!!

looks like he’s already borrowed my goggles!

[MrGneiss]

[takethecastle57]

That's News to Me
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FYS5dSWlggg

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GW8pPi7Knw4

[Drunkenclam]

I thought that might be the case. At least everyone is safe.

[takethecastle57]

Wait, Where is the Christmas Salami ??


And Snot Boots ??

[Sid]

I dont know what i did wrong this year. but i must have been really bad..

the Christmas crab went beyond giving me snot boots.

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sigh!!!

A Merry Crabmas to all!

[MrGneiss]

I think you know what you did!!

[MrGneiss]

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Merry Crabmas!! See you next year!!

[hanabi]

Happy Crabmas!