I hate My Job

[BigBearSteve]

Well, If I had a job

When you have one of those "I Hate my Job" Days...Try This

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy.

Go to the thermometer section, and purchase a Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains, and disconnect the phone, so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothes and sit in your favorite chair.

Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins

Take out the instructions from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every Rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
is Personally tested and then Sanitized"

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

"I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department
at Johnson & Johnson"

[luckydog]

do they test one at a time or a dozen

I can just see the employees putting their occupation on tax forms and credit applications

[Moparformances]

thanks steve... its been a long day in the snow and i needed a good laugh... i think the neighbors herd me

[derek1960]

It would be nice to work there and win the lotto, Then you could tell the boss to take his job and test it.

[luckydog]

I hope they don't use animals for testing

[arbycoffee]

do they test one at a time or a dozen

I can just see the employees putting their occupation on tax forms and credit applications

Depends how big the openning is ? are the big holers paid more to ? like Congressmen ?

[derek1960]

I hope they don't use animals for testing

No i don't think they do because not many animals would fit