What famous mothers have said

[beachcat]

MARIE ANTOINETTE'S MOTHER: "You'd lose your head if if wasn't attached."

AMELIA EARHARDT'S MOTHER: "If you don't do your homework, you're grounded!"

PAUL REVERE'S MOTHER: "I don't care where you think you have to go, young man. Midnight is past your curfew!"

MARY, MARY, QUITE CONTRARY'S MOTHER: "I don't mind you having a garden, Mary, but does it have to be growing under your bed?"

HUMPTY DUMPTY'S MOTHER: "Humpty, If I've told you once, I've told you a hundred times not to sit on that wall. But would you listen to me? Noooo!"

COLUMBUS' MOTHER: "I don't care what you've discovered, Christopher. You still could have written!"

BABE RUTH'S MOTHER: "Babe, how many times have I told you -- quit playing ball in the house! That's the third broken window this week!"

MICHELANGELO'S MOTHER: "Mike, can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling?"

NAPOLEON'S MOTHER: "All right, Napoleon. If you aren't hiding your report card inside your jacket, then take your hand out of there and prove it!"

CUSTER'S MOTHER: "Now, George, remember what I told you -- don't go biting off more than you can chew!"

ABRAHAM LINCOLN'S MOTHER: "Again with the stovepipe hat, Abe? Can't you just wear a baseball cap like the other kids?"

LITTLE MISS MUFFET'S MOTHER: "Well, all I've got to say is if you don't get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there'll be a lot more spiders around here!"

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S MOTHER: "But, Albert, it's your senior picture. Can't you do something about your hair? Styling gel, mousse, something..."


JONAH'S MOTHER: "That's a nice story, but now tell me where you've really been for the last three days."

JACK'S MOTHER (from Jack & The Beanstalk): "You need to learn to be a better businessman. You're making beans right now."

[derek1960]

My Mother '' You'll go blind''

[mr. fusion]

My grandmother:

**** or get off the pot.

[bfree]

My Mother: Don't be like your brothers, they're idiots!

[johntofva]

my mother, "are you using protection".

[luckydog]

my mother used to say "what are you going to do when I'm gone"

my reply

Spoiler

well, don't go

[FTKServices]

My Mom: "Wait til your father gets home"
She said that alot...

[johntofva]

my mother used to say "what are you going to do when I'm gone"

my reply

Spoiler

well, don't go

My reply would have been..."PARTY!!!"

[Ikaria]

Ralphie Parker's mother ... "You'll shoot your eye out!"