Lower Libido? Remove Big Ed and the Twins

[Tulsa]

RENO, Nev. - A 50-year-old Reno man who was hospitalized after he castrated himself told police he learned of the procedure on the Internet and did so to lower his libido. The man, whose name was not released, called 911 at about 1:30 a.m. Monday and asked for help because he could not stop the bleeding from a self-castration operation, police said.



Reno police and medics responded to the man's home and he was taken by ambulance to the hospital.

Washoe Medical Center officials cited privacy issues on why they could not release any information on the man, including his condition. But police said hospital officials confirmed Wednesday the man successfully castrated himself.

"The man obviously needs some sort of counseling," Reno police Lt. Ron Donnelly told the Reno Gazette-Journal.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...elf_castration

[chrisg]

Sometimes you feel like a nut. . . sometimes you don't!

[arbycoffee]

He should not have listened to the voices in his head. He would have only had to hit one of the twins with a hammer hard, to take care of his libido.

[slotter]

And, today's Darwin award goes to.... :roll:

[TatooedLady]

I'm glad the voices in MY head just tell me to stay home and clean the guns...

[arbycoffee]

My kind of woman! she cleans her own guns. :grin:
You got many tattoos ?

[TANK]

" I hear the voices in my head I swear to god I think that they're snoring oh my life is boring"

[TatooedLady]

My kind of woman! she cleans her own guns. :grin:
You got many tattoos ?

More ink than firearms (for now).... 3.25 tats, and 1 firearm that converts....Love that thing...."now it's a .40.....and PRESTO!!!!! .357SIG!" with just the change of a barrel (at an extra cost of about $130)

Firearms and slot machines....bet there's a Hollyweird movie made about a woman and those.....

[d mowery]

Lordy wer in trouble now selling my Garand cheap and haulin butz - Man that lady has got some hog leg, , take no chances , run fur the hills - in case she shoots that thing,

[arbycoffee]

I bet she shoot below the wasit, just to wound. :roll:

[TatooedLady]

I bet she shoot below the wasit, just to wound. :roll:

Strangely enough...the silhouette targets I get to use at the range all DO wind up missing most of the upper inner thigh area...

[dlowrey]

And, today's Darwin award goes to.... :roll:

Darwin Awards only go to people who die due to their stupidity.

However, the do offer honorable mentions to idiots who somehow manage to survive... :-)

[slotter]

And, today's Darwin award goes to.... :roll:

Darwin Awards only go to people who die due to their stupidity.

However, the do offer honorable mentions to idiots who somehow manage to survive... :-)

Well, actually a Darwin award normally goes to people who die because when they're dead they can no longer propagate and are out of the human gene pool. In this case, the guy accomplished that same end by different means. :lol: :lol: :roll:

[luckydog]

i'm a gentleman :lol:

when i go to the range with my 9mm, my target shots are all head or chest shots.

i go for the clean kill :twisted:

[TatooedLady]

i'm a gentleman :lol: ...i go for the clean kill :twisted:

I learned from my cats...find your amusement where ya can get it. :smt077

[luckydog]

i watched a cat that caught a mouse,

he played with it for a long time before he was ready to kill it.

the mouse got to his mouse hole and escaped. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[arbycoffee]

That sounds like my love life :oops: :-(

[TatooedLady]

i watched a cat that caught a mouse,

he played with it for a long time before he was ready to kill it.

the mouse got to his mouse hole and escaped. :lol: :lol: :lol:

But it was free entertainment for the cat....maybe more than once. Kind of like a cheap date, eh?

[arbycoffee]

my cranberry joice came out my nose!

[TatooedLady]

yanno, I need to come with a disclaimer...
"WARNING: Drinking while reading some of the fruitier things I type may cause you to spew liquid from every facial orafice. I will not be held responsible for possible consequential damages directly or indirectly caused to electronics, housewares, fuzzy slippers, boxers, wife's lingerie, etc. Please refrain from taking that mouthful of fizzy goodness until you're looking away from the screen. Thank you - the Management"
I've had several complaints about soda/tea/coffee/etc being blown all over the puter...silly people.