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    Default Working Girl

    A guy is sitting in a bar; absolutely drooling at a pretty young
    thing in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time-honored
    icebreaker, he sends her a drink.

    "How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him.
    They strike up a wonderful conversation.

    Finally, the girl turns to him and says, "Look, you seem like a
    really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I'm a working girl. I
    get two hundred dollars for what you think you will ply out of me
    with liquor."

    He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you were so
    straightforward I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite,
    scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture, and just plain
    destroy the place."

    "Oh my God! How long does that last?" she asked.

    "Just until I get my two hundred bucks back," he replied.

    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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    Default Re: Working Girl

    ... A personal story Sid.
    Life
    It's what happens
    When you least expect it.

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    $200 you got to be kidding... thats like $50 dollars a second...

    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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    Life
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    When you least expect it.

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    Default Re: Working Girl

    Quote Originally Posted by johntofva View Post
    dont laugh John.. we all have our short comings...


    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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    Default Re: Working Girl

    The last time I paid $200 dollars to a girl, she said she would love me long time - and than I married her. This was wife #2 that one only lasted 5 years, she would not quit the trade.
    "This is My Personal Opinion and no others"

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