The Great PachiTalk "Groan off"

[Meathead]

Where does a waitress with one leg work?

IHOP

Is that the waitress with the name tag that says "EILEEN"?

[01PyTypeR#1140]

THIS GROAN GAME SUCKS AND SO DOES PACHITALK!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE CAME UP WITH SUCH A RETARDED GAME. WHO COULD BE SOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID? OH, YEAH YOU!!! ONLY ON PACHITALK... WHOEVER JOINS IN THIS STUPID GAME NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!!!

This should do the trick! I WIN!!!

[BigBearSteve]

Another pirate joke:

What brand of clothing do pirates wear?

AAAArrrrmani

[Meathead]

Ooops, hit the "Thanks" button.
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Where does a waitress with one leg work?

IHOP

In a Chinese restaurant, her name tag would say "IRENE"

[BigBearSteve]

Why do Gorillas have such Big nostrils?

Because they have Big fingers!

[Youngjedi]

why do gorillas have such big nostrils?

because they have big fingers! :e

gross!

[BigBearSteve]

How do you catch a unique rabbit?

Unique up on it...

How do you catch a tame rabbit?

Tame way, Unique up on it...

[MrGoodBurn]

Now you need to take him for a drag...

What do you call a dog with no legs in the swimming pool?

Spoiler

Bob

[BigBearSteve]

A scientist cloned himself, but the experiment created a duplicate who used very foul language.
As the clone cursed and swore, the scientist finally pushed it out the window, and it fell to it's death.
Later the scientist was arrested for making an obscene clone fall...

[01PyTypeR#1140]

THIS GROAN GAME SUCKS AND SO DOES PACHITALK!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE CAME UP WITH SUCH A RETARDED GAME. WHO COULD BE SOOOOOOOOOOO STUPID? OH, YEAH YOU!!! ONLY ON PACHITALK... WHOEVER JOINS IN THIS STUPID GAME NEEDS TO GET A LIFE!!!

This should do the trick! I WIN!!!

Come on guys!!! This is B.S. Crown me the Champ already!

[takethecastle57]

What do you call a person with no arms and legs

Mat


Did you hear about the unused new pencil

it had no point



Did you hear about the lawyer who had 3 pieces of paper blown out of his hand


He was three sheets to the wind

[MrGoodBurn]

Come on guys!!! This is B.S. Crown me the Champ already!

Now groan me for groaning you!
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Siamese twins walk into a pub in Vancouver and park themselves on a bar stool.

One of them says to the barkeeper, 'Don't mind us, we're joined at the hip.I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please'.

The barkeeper, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers.'Been on vacation yet, lads?'

'Off to Englandnext month,' says John. 'We go toEnglandevery year and hire a car and drive for miles, don't we, Jim?'Jim agrees.

'Ah, England!' says the barkeeper. 'Wonderful country... the history, the beer, the culture...'

'Nah, we don't like that British crap,' says John. ' Hamburgers & Molsons beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude.'

'So why keep going to England?' asks the bar keeper.

'It's the only chance Jim gets to drive.'

[MrGoodBurn]

Hey, Which way did he go?

He went Thata way!

[drcrippen324]

wow i been looking for a good excuse to pull these ones outta that hat for a while so here gose

2 canibals eating a clown one looks at the other and says dose this taste funny to you

horse walks in to a bar and the barman says why such a long face

[Eddie]

Million GOD is the answer!!!

[johntofva]

This is from our department Newsletter "The Cutting Edge".

Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the middle of his front lawn. He promptly called the local police station...

The conversation went like this:

'Good morning. This is Sergeant Jones. How might I help you?"

'And the best of the day te yerself. This is Father O'Malley at St. Ann's Catholic Church. There's a jackass lying dead in me front lawn. And would ye be so kind as to send a couple o'yer lads to take care of the matter?'

Sergeant Jones, considering himself to be quite a wit, replied with a smirk, 'Well now Father, it was always my impression that you people took care of the last rites!'

There was dead silence on the line for a long moment...

Father O'Malley then replied,

Spoiler

'Aye, 'tis certainly true, but we are also obliged to notify the next of kin'

[BigBearSteve]

What do you have on your patio that is Irish?


Patti O'furniture...

[MrGoodBurn]

What do you have on your patio that is Irish?


Patti O'furniture...

Irish you hadn't gone there!

[BigBearSteve]

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground Beef...

What do you feed an invisible cat?

Evaporated Milk...

Where do baby cows eat?

The Calf-eteria...

[MrGoodBurn]

What do you call a cow with a wooden leg?

Too good to eat all at once!