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    Wink Valentines Cards

    A guy walks into a post office one day and sees a middle-aged, balding
    man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on
    bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a
    perfume bottle and starts spraying the scent all over them. His curiosity
    getting the better of him, he approaches the balding man and asks him
    what he's doing. The man says, "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards
    signed, 'Guess who?'" "But why?" asks the man. "I'm a divorce lawyer,"
    the man replies.

    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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