A Ballsy New Year's Resolution
This year I resolve to round up and recapture all those oppressed Pachinko Balls that have sought and achieved liberty over the last year
Their many varied escape attempts over the last year have made the "Great Escape" look mild by comparison. One very successful tactic to escape confinement has been to first create a diversion by orchestrating a Fever round followed up by a mass escape "over-the-wall" during the resulting confusion
During another highly successful episode, the rebel balls skillfully co-opted a young inexperienced and impressionable ball lifter tube and actually convinced it to disengage from the assembly allowing the malcontent balls to tunnel upwards and to disgorge an entire company of peers all over the floor before the negligent jailer could unplug the mechanism. He learned the hard way that forcing the tube back into place against the still rotating sprocket and the frenzied tide of desperate balls just wouldn't work.
Once let loose, these polished balls are masters at escaping detection and will covertly hide in the smallest and un-likeliest of places. The boldest of these terrorists will then quietly lie dormant for long periods and then perform the ultimate sacrifice by immediately rolling forth to throw themselves underfoot of their hapless jailor whose sin was to pass too closely
This anthem is often heard during a successful "roll-out", and I'll be the first to admit that the tune does grow on you
http://mywebpages.comcast.net/freewe...eat-escape.mp3
Past negotiations with their leader, "Silver McQueen" has included threats of Cyclic and Semi-Cyclic "Coolers" but that hasn't seemed to work. Perhaps I still enjoy the thrill of the chase far too much?
For the coming year I have capitulated on one of their main demands and promised them that they would be let out into the Pachinko exercise yard on a much more frequent basis. This is only a diversion ploy on my part while I seek the help of a professional "hired gun" - a parlor Ball Magnet.
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