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    Red face I have been admitted into P.A.

    I am sorry to say that I have been admitted to Pachislo Anonymous located in Miami, FL. My girlfriend has decided that my last purchase of a pachislo (making it 7) that I needed professional help. She decided to enroll me in a two year institution. I was admitted on April 27 at 3:45pm. I must now go since the men in the white coats are waiting for me.

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    You know you can get that straight jacket in leather if you owned a few pachinkos too.
    Meanwhile, somewhere in Oklahoma.

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    Hi, my name is Bill. I am a pachiholic....I hear your pain 777+15!
    Perhaps you should order another machine to make you feel better!
    ...Carol


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    I agree with Tulsa, Pachislo is just the gateway drug
    "betcha can't have just one"

    PachiFu "the way of the sphere"

    ダン

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    Doctor Logic's Advice:

    1) Check the GIRLFRIEND into an institution... like a shopping mall. Make sure you give her some spending money, too. (Victoria Secrets Gift Cards are better, but don't press your luck at this point).

    2) Go buy a few more pachis.
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    hey who evers encacerating you is ripping your girlfriend off for the corse i have an experimental cure that you may try for 10000000000 pachi points it is administered to the forhed by injection i keep trying to find a guineepig but they all seem to do a runner when i produce the small suringe and explain the forhead part care to save your girlfriend some money and try it
    there are no lasting side effects i have cured myself and im fine

    see its perfectly painless

    My rice krispies told me to do it



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    OK... OK... ok...
    Just a little pinprick
    There'll be no more --Aaaaaahhhhh!
    But you may feel a little sick
    Can you stand up?
    I do believe it's working, Good
    That'll keep you going through the show
    Come on it's time to go
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    Just look into her eyes, and tell her you love the way she is so stearn with you and you would like her to spank you too, for being such a bad little boy.
    Than rest your head of her bossum and hope it is tuned to Pachi land Rock & roll.
    "This is My Personal Opinion and no others"

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    I made a deal with my wife keep them down to 1 room ,got 9 of them in there

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    and will be raising the roof by about 3 feet to get another one on the top of each pile a little later in the year
    My rice krispies told me to do it



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    ell if you are raising the roof, do two floors and set up a lift like the car lift in Japan, now that would be asz kicking, I would travel to see that.
    "This is My Personal Opinion and no others"

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    I now have 2 sets of double stacked machines
    幸運わんわん Luckydog or Yukiwanwan in Japanese

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckydog
    I now have 2 sets of double stacked machines
    Aren't the ones on the bottom kinda hard to play when stacked?
    Check my member page here or...

    Temporarily, go to youtube.com and search for BudgeRahe for videos. Until I get the links set up in the museum

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    Quote Originally Posted by logicprobe
    OK... OK... ok...
    Just a little pinprick
    There'll be no more --Aaaaaahhhhh!
    But you may feel a little sick
    Can you stand up?
    I do believe it's working, Good
    That'll keep you going through the show
    Come on it's time to go

    YAHOO!!!!>.......................Pink Floyd.................(The Best)
    Life
    It's what happens
    When you least expect it.

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    TJ the bottom machines are a few inches above the floor.

    they are both machines I don't play a lot, Gold X and Stock Bugyo.

    I have a footstool I sit on when playing they
    幸運わんわん Luckydog or Yukiwanwan in Japanese

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    Quote Originally Posted by arbycoffee
    Just look into her eyes, and tell her you love the way she is so stearn with you and you would like her to spank you too, for being such a bad little boy.
    Than rest your head of her bossum and hope it is tuned to Pachi land Rock & roll.

    LLTR :boxing:


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    Quote Originally Posted by arbycoffee
    Just look into her eyes, and tell her you love the way she is so stearn with you and you would like her to spank you too, for being such a bad little boy.
    Than rest your head of her bossum and hope it is tuned to Pachi land Rock & roll.

    I waiting for Dattia to come in here and cut . . . . "fix me " . . . . good
    "This is My Personal Opinion and no others"

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    dude!! anytime you need a fix stop by and play the spin luck!! i'm at atlantic and us1


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    Spin Lucks good, but Top Gun Pachinko better
    "This is My Personal Opinion and no others"

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    Datta gonna git ya fer sure Arby , Ya better hide real good
    These are my opinions and no body elses and you can't have them

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