Nigerian Email Scam

[Sid]

We will see...


i was expecting to lose him back with the S.H.E.E.P. forces..



i hope my sillyness hasnt cost us all the money..

[drcrippen324]

well nice to see our trusting dosey friend is still about
i will kinda miss him if you do loose him sid as i look forward to your exploits with jano as a sort of pick me up if im having a bad day
the money was just a bonus

[luckydog]

you don't want to mess with the Captain and the SHEEP forces

[Mike]

Sid (or anyone else), here's another site which may be of interest:

http://sweetchillisauce.com/index.html

[Tulsa]

Well even if we lose jano, there's always others sending this garbage.. I'm sure Captain W. Eirdo can get another fish on the line.

[Thomas P.]

Sid.. You'll have to break it too him eventually...

[computer bob]

Loved your reply Sid. My boss wanted to know why I was laughing so loudly (while I was supposed to be number crunchin' on the PC). Great!

[jwegger]

Sid,
Just in case you have problems with Jano, here is the direct contact info for the president of Nigeria, I guess they have been having problems with getting people their money.

Jim

Message No. 7,234

DIRECT FAX LINE: 234-9-2726021
DIRECT TEL LINE: 234-9-2727185
E-MAIL: info-presi@fastermail.com

I have decided to pay all foreigners their funds directly by myself.
Stop communication with any Nigerian official if you wish to receive your
funds.

This is because of the meeting I had with the world leaders where they
informed me that their citizens are complaining of non-payment from my
country, for this reason, I have decided to pay everybody by myself.

Contact me directly for your inheritance or contract funds.

Failure to contact me, your funds will be cancelled.

Contact me directly via e-mail: info-presi@fastermail.com for security
reasons.

Chief Olusegun Obasanjo GCFR,
President Federal Republic of Nigeria.

[Tulsa]

Yep! I always say, if you want action, take it to the top!

[Sid]

Thanks Jim!!!


now armed with the contact details of Nigerias President.. My Dear Pachi People we are set...

There will be a spinluck and starwars in everyhouse... er garage and a turkey. or whatever

[vespacar]

But Sid,

We've all got our Spin Lucks, did'nt you get one? Just kidding, my favourite reply is the one below:

A letter from the law firm "Steele & Robb, " goes to Dr Ken.(Nigerian Scammer)

I am the executor of the estate of the late Murray Grey.

From our investigation of his financial records it has come to our attention that there is an outstanding invoice for thirty million US dollars.

Could you please advise me by facsimile (61-3-9646 2016) as to the likely time-frame for the payment of this account so that the estate may be wound up.

Thanking you in advance,

I remain, Your obedient servant,

P.J. Robb, Executor.

No more was heard from Dr Ken.

To read the rest of this thread go to the following Link:

http://sweetchillisauce.com/ntales/mg1.html

Sweet Chilli sauce is a great site!!

Cheers,
James

[Sid]

Well Well My Dear Friends!!!

it Looks like out friend Jano is More of an idiot then we thought...

looks like everything is moving along swimmingly....

here's the latest email from good old sweet Jano!!!



Date: Thursday, March 16, 2006 08:15 pm
From: jano <jano_carlon1@myway.com>
To: weirdo@otenet.gr
Reply-To: jano_carlon1@myway.com
Subject: [no subject] Full Headers: Display Headers


Hello,Good to tell You that the payment release order form have been
issued and information in Your name. I am so happy that we have made it
at last. Do contact Mrs. S. Russchen of First Direct bank London and set
up an account and have the fund transfered to your bank account. Contact
Her via Her most direct email: samrusschen.FD@inmail24.com I await Your
prompt response. At last We made it!!!Jano---



Now i feel we are closer to the money then ever..

I am gonna take a bit of time to think of how i am gonna reply.. but its basically i am thinking of playing along the lines that it is not possible for me to contact a third person and i only trust him... or something like that..

your suggestions are always welcome..


Sid

[computer bob]

Since Captain W. Eirdo is such a renowned world traveler, why not insist you meet him in person to complete the transaction? And you could give him the address of an American Embassy as your rendezvous point.

[Sid]

Possible... but that would sort of end it pretty quick.. wanna make him squirm a little longer.... you know keep him busy and stuff if i set up a meeting point he'd know it is all a joke... though i am amazed he didnt get the milosovic thing..

either that or the captain is the talk of the town in Nigeria...

CNN breaking news.

just in from Nigeria..
a Mysterious blue hatted sheep man is believed to have poisend milosovic.. more as this story unfolds...

[Sid]

ok Folks after a few hours of thinking i thought to get a little Cocky with Mr. Jano.. and make him jump through a few hoops....

and taking from the links that you guys have generously provided i had an idea.

here is my latest reply to good old Jano...

-----Original Message-----
From: Captain W. Eirdo [mailto:weirdo@otenet.gr]
Sent: Friday, March 17, 2006 6:20 PM
To: jano_carlon1@myway.com
Subject: Re:

Dear Jano,

I will not contact anyone else. I know Jano and not Mrs. Russchen.
I will work only with you!!
I do not trust anyone but you Jano,

As i told you in previous email i do not work with strangers.

i am begining to think that there is something wrong with this deal.

I require immediately picture and information from Mrs Russchen or the deal is off.

Mrs Russchen should email me directly and she should send a picture of herself. in the picture she should hold a paper sign that says

"Captain W. Eirdo"

No picture, and no sign then NO DEAL!

I am sorry if i am being paranoid but the internet is full of SCAM artists and i want to be sure that i can trust her first.

Jano we have come too far to have this deal disappear..

MAKE IT HAPPEN MY FRIEND!!!!

I await your email

best regards
Captain

[jwegger]

Somewhere in a little village in Nigeria....

Jano's friend - What do you mean I have to get dressed up like a British woman and hold this sign. What does does this sign mean.

Jano - Who cares, just hold it while I take a picture, come on, quit fidgiting

Jano's Friend - you'd be fidgiting too if your pantyhose were all bunched up....

Jano - Stop complaining and hold still, when we finish this deal I'll buy you a new pair...

.

[Sid]

hahahaha

poor Nigerian Villagers...

[Thomas P.]

[/quote]

Mrs Russchen should email me directly and she should send a picture of herself. in the picture she should hold a paper sign that says

"Captain W. Eirdo"

No picture, and no sign then NO DEAL!


Captain[/quote]
OMFG

[lucentenigma]

that is priceless!
I am doubled over with pain from laughing so hard....

[computer bob]

that is priceless!
I am doubled over with pain from laughing so hard....

Me too...