Pirate joke...

Sid · 07-31-2006, 04:05 PM

A man was sitting at a bar when he noticed a pirate walk in the front door. The pirate had a peg leg,
a hook for one hand, and a patch over one eye. Feeling sorry for the pirate, the man said,
"Come over here friend. You look like you've had a hard life and I'd like
to buy you a drink." The pirate came over and ordered rum.
"Just out of curiosity," the man said, "how did you lose your leg?" "Arrrgh!" said the pirate,
"I lost that timber to a tiger shark in the Caribbean when I was thrown overboard
for stealing a man's rum."
"That's just terrible. How did you lose your hand?" the man said.
"Arrrgh!" said the pirate, "I lost that fighting cannibals off
Madagascar under Admiral Hawk." "Oh my!" the man said, "I can't even imagine!
How did you lose your eye?" "Arrrgh! A seagull pooped in it!" said the pirate.
"A seagull!" the man exclaimed. "Is seagull poop dangerous?!"
he asked. "Nay, matey, it was me first day with the hook..."

Chris · 07-31-2006, 04:35 PM

Sorry Sid, but let me be the 1st to....

Mike · 07-31-2006, 04:41 PM

Arrrrghhh....

azlew · 07-31-2006, 04:44 PM

hahahaha

steveo_b · 07-31-2006, 05:02 PM

Top Joke!

Keep em coming

Tulsa · 07-31-2006, 07:28 PM

Sheesh, and you thought my foo bird was bad!

dattia · 07-31-2006, 08:19 PM

Tulsa, I just can't believe you groaned on this one after your foo joke....they are both funny!!! ....

....

dishpan · 07-31-2006, 08:31 PM

A groaner is not necessarily a bad joke, it can be funny and a groaner too.

luckydog · 07-31-2006, 08:33 PM

I'll stay neutral on this one :amish:

Tulsa · 07-31-2006, 08:46 PM

When you groan a joke, it's a compliment!

dattia · 07-31-2006, 09:12 PM

Lucky...you always stay neutral...you're just like Switzerland.....(can I get a "GROAN" here....)

Tony Junior · 07-31-2006, 10:59 PM

Funny! Kinda close to homefor me though.

Sid · 08-01-2006, 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tulsa

When you groan a joke, it's a compliment!

And im in the lead...

Tulsa · 08-01-2006, 06:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sid

And im in the lead...

Thats okay, I'm saving my best (worse) stuff for the Christmas rush!

07-31-2006, 04:05 PM	#1
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