do you want fries with that

[Sid]

BIG Potato, spear it with a potato peeler a couple of times, Insert onions and chives into the holes, bake in tinfoil, when done split in half, add crumpled up Bacon, sharp shredded Cheddar cheese, Butter, (the REAL stuff salted of course) and Sour Cream, nuke for 1.5 minuets.

Spoiler

that does sound interesting..