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    Default Bio-Hazard Diary Translation

    Here is a translation of the Keeper's Diary in Bio-Hazard.
    I am still working on the other Diary.


    Keeper's Diary:
    May 9, 1998
    Played poker tonight with Scott and Alias from Security, and Steve from Research. Steve was the big winner, but I think he was cheating. Scumbag.
    May 10, 1998
    One of the higher—ups assigned me to take care of a new creature. It looks like a skinned gorilla. Feeding instructions were to give it live animals.
    When I threw in a pig, the creature seemed to play with it...tearing off the pig's legs and pulling out the guts before it actually started eating.
    May 11, 1998
    At around 5 A.M., Scott woke me up. Scared the **** out of me, too. He was wearing a protective suit. He handed me another one and told me to put it on. Said there'd been an accident in the basement lab.
    I just knew something like this would happen. Those *******s in Research never sleep, even on holiday.
    May 12, 1998
    I've been wearing the damn space suit since yesterday. My skin's getting grimy and feels itchy all over. The goddamn dogs have been looking at me funny, so I decided not to feed them today. Screw 'em.
    May 13, 1998
    Went to the Infirmary because my back is all swollen and feels itchy. They put a big bandage on it and told me I didn't need to wear the suit anymore. All I wanna do is sleep.
    May 14, 1998
    Found another big blister on my foot this morning. I ended up dragging my foot all the way to the dog's pen. They were quiet all day, which is weird.
    Then I realized some of them had escaped. Maybe this is their way of getting back at me for not feeding them the last three days. If anybody finds out, I'll have my head handed to me.
    May 16, 1998
    Rumors going around that a researcher who tried to escape the estate last night was shot. My entire body feels hot and itchy and I'm sweating all the time now.
    I scratched the swelling on my arm and a piece of rotten flesh dropped off. What the hell's happening to me?
    May 19, 1998
    Fever gone but itchy. Today hungry and eat doggy food.
    May 21 1998
    Itchy itchy Scott came ugly face so killed him. Tasty… Itchy. Tasty.
    Pachislo - Popeye, Gamera, Devil May Cry, Rambo, Magic Monster2, Spiderman, Aladin Evolution, Spin Luck, Bio-Hazard
    Pachinko- Popeye, Rocky and Mame Arcade and Big Guns Pinball

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    Default Re: Bio-Hazard Diary Translation

    I'm not real big on pachislo...but that Biohazard looks KILLER!

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    Default Re: Bio-Hazard Diary Translation

    Cool. Just don't post it on a blog or twitter or you will start a panic
    Ian #UKPachinko

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