Crabmas and Not a Lot of Spam!!

[MrGneiss]

"Wow..everything is going so smoothly right now..It seems like around this time every year Something weird happens..But not this year..What a relief!!" thought the Christmas Crab..

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"It's Gone!!" yelled a helper shrimp..
What's gone??
The Spam..from the sleigh..it was there last night..but I just went out to shine the Spam can and its..its..Gone!!







Posts of Crabmas past!!

Viva La Revolution!! Contest II (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
The 12 Days of Crabmas
Crabmas Cancelled?
Wake Up Christmas Crab!!
A Crabmas Kidnapping!!
A Crabmas Blizzard!!
The Legend of the Golden Spatula!! (Crabmas and the 100 Year Wish)
Christmas Crab and The Adventure of the New TV!!
Crabmas and the Missing Crab!!
Crabmas and The Night of the Lost Limb!!

[takethecastle57]

No ???

[Moparformances]

Holy they lost that already.... snot boots for all, and to all a wet night

[MrGneiss]

Oh no..we can't fly without the Spam!! What are we going to do??
Maybe if kids just believe a little more it'll fly??
Who do you think I am, Santa?? Are you new here?? That's not how this works..The magic only works with enchanted Spam..Everyone knows that!!

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Who could have done this?? Lets get back inside where it's warm and try to figure this out...

Before it's too late!!

[takethecastle57]

Hawaiians ??

[luckydog]

I have a can of Spam, but, I didn't buy it on Craig's list, I bought it from a supermarket

[MrGneiss]

Who could have done this??
GHOSTS!!
Huh??
Well, just before we found it missing, it was so cold right by the sleigh.. A cold spot!! Plus no footprints..Proof..Ghosts!!

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Umm..Weren't you outside..and isn't it 20 below out there and didn't it just snow 6"?? There wouldn't be any footprints, right??
Oh yeah..But..GHOSTS!!
Why would ghosts want Spam??
Duh, to haunt it!!

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Oh shut up..if the castle ghosts hear you we won't get any sleep for a year.. Now lets try to find some Actual evidence!!

[MrGneiss]

Look at this..Fur, right here next to the sled..PROOF!!
Of what, Ghosts??
No..Bigfoot!!

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What??
Hear me out..the woods are right over there..I bet he woke up, wanted a snack, so he went on a walk..found the sleigh and Boom..Snack time!!

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Don't be stupid..
What??
Bigfoot went to Hawaii for Crabmas.. He left last week.. You drove him to the airport!!
Oh yeah..Sorry..

[takethecastle57]

Polar Bears ??

[hanabi]

errrm, I err, I noticed this in one of my cupboards!!


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It's not mine!! I'm sort of Vegetarian, I have no idea how it got there!!

honest!! Please say it's an innocent purchase and not stolen goods!!

[naha13]

I got spam in my email lately. Maybe it's lost in an evil crabmas server......

[MrGneiss]

OMG, hanabi!! Say it ain't so!!!!!!!

[MrGneiss]

"Dude, I know what happened!!" said Rainbow Goat..
You do??
Yeah, man..its Soo obvious..
It is??
Yeah...
Well??
Well what??
WHAT HAPPENED??!!
To what??
THE SPAM?!
Oh..Yeah..No need to yell, man.. You see..It was like 1am..I was standing on the mountain and that's when I saw the light..Dude..It was Aliens..No other explanation!!

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A light..thats it??
Yeah, man!! Every few seconds..a Really bright light..Aliens!!
You mean a light..like that one..from the lighthouse over there??
Yeah, dude..Exactly like that..Aliens!!

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Jeez...

[takethecastle57]

A hungry Hawaiian Lighthouse Keeper ??

[musky]

Yeah man, aliens with the munchies! I can dig it!

[MrGneiss]

"Hey, I know!! I just read it on the net..It was an inside job!!" said one of the sausage factory lobsters..
Do tell..
Well, it's the only thing that makes sense!! Gordon the Red Nose Platypus did it!! Gordon got the munchies after hanging out with the Rainbow Goat..He had the access and we all know how much he can eat!! And has anyone even seen him today??

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Yes..He's right over there..And he's a vegetarian!!
Oh..Nevermind..

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What are we going to do?? Its almost time to fly, but we have no way to fly!!" said the Christmas Crab..

Then, all of a sudden he heard a noise!!

Squeak squeak!!

Whats that noise??

Squeak squeak!!

Its coming from outside!!

[Moparformances]

are they watching MacGyver? Mac would be able to help

[takethecastle57]

I got it , it was a Hungry Hawaiian Lighthouse Keepers Mouse that took the

[MrGneiss]

It's Casey..With the Spam!!
Casey, why do you have the spam?? Did you take it??
Yes, Mr. Crab, Sir..
But why??
You see..I promised the Spam Sleigh if I got a new wagon for Crabmas Eve, you know, from the Worms, That I'd take it for a ride..The first ride..So I did!! I'm so sorry if I caused any trouble Sir..
Oh, it's ok Casey, but next time, ask first!!
Ok Sir!!

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Well then..Enough of this drama..Lets get the Spam back in the can and get flying..It is Crabmas after all!!
WooHoo!!

[compirate]

Thank you Dragnet!