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    Default Bathtub Sanity Test

    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what the criteria was fo defining whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub."

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor, " normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup!"

    "No," said the Director," a normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?"

    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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    No, I'll take a nice padded room. That way I can sleep on the ceiling and walls!

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    hey the ceiling is already taken thank you by the guy in the clubs jacket
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    hmmmmm....padded room....lots of medications....and no responsiblility....Sounds good to me.
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    Shhhh every one will want to book in
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    Except no toys or pachitalk!

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    Default Re: Bathtub Sanity Test

    Quote Originally Posted by Lazarus View Post
    Except no toys or pachitalk!

    Uhhhhh, nevermind then....

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    I like it I like it, that gags going in the act
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    Default Re: Bathtub Sanity Test

    Quote Originally Posted by grommit View Post
    I like it I like it, that gags going in the act

    It's all an Act!??????

    but I thought you were for real.............................

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