so, this bird walks into a store...

[arbycoffee]

A seagull in Scotland has developed the habit of stealing chips from a neighborhood shop.

The seagull waits until the shopkeeper isn't looking, and then walks into the store and grabs a snack-size bag of cheese Doritos.

Once outside, the bag gets ripped open and shared by other birds.

The seagull's shoplifting started early this month when he first swooped into the store in Aberdeen, Scotland, and helped himself to a bag of chips. Since then, he's become a regular. He always takes the same type of chips.



Customers have begun paying for the seagull's stolen bags of chips because they think it's so funny.

[Tulsa]

The seagulls life of crime only starts with chips. Soon he'll be taking beer to wash down the chips!

[dattia]

Hmmmm... I forget where that container of Doritos was that fell off a ship last year. Perhaps his addiction started there...

[arbycoffee]

than he charge people not to wash their windows

[luckydog]

I had someone raising chickens near one of me stores, one loner chjicken came over every day for a snack

I used to sit on the curb of the sidewalk and share a donut with him

he would take the pieces of donut right from my hand and never peck me.

[arbycoffee]

I had a wife one time that would do that

[Tulsa]

But did you...

It's a PG board, I'm not going to go there!

[revmondo]

:compdesk:

[rubberratt]

The seagulls life of crime only starts with chips. Soon he'll be taking beer to wash down the chips!

Yeah, then they start showing up late for work, and calling in sick...

[compirate]

Yeah, then they start showing up late for work, and calling in sick...

And then on to the hard stuff:

PACHINKO!

[Sid]

There was a squirrel that did a similar thing with Kinder Chocolate Eggs

Until the authorities clamped down..

http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/...278462,00.html