Prayers

[Tulsa]

FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best riend.


MALE PRAYER

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store and a fishing boat. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a damn.

[johntofva]

Of course, the true object is to make them think your the first one..... ...while living the second one..... It is a win..win situation.

Of course my wife just hit me after reading this.........

[dattia]

That was very funny!!! It seems that my husband has answered my prayer thru line 8, after that, not so much...but it is still more than half

[musky]

After line 8 is a myth.

[Tulsa]

8? After line 3 is a myth!