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    An Open Letter to Hollywood:
    Dear Hollywood;

    I'm writing on behalf of all Americans. It's been a while since you've been in touch with us. You haven't called, you haven't written, but you keep sending films. Just thought I would drop you a line. You see, I'm concerned about you, and about your future. We saw your Oscars show last night. Some things were just like we remember. Jon Stewart behaved himself quite nicely and, though very different from other emcees we knew and loved, I still think Bob Hope would have been proud. The red carpet, pretty dresses, all the glitter...I know it's all a bit superficial, but it's captured our heart just the same. It's always exciting to see familiar faces and get a feel for what our favorite actors and actresses must be like in real life. Oh, and the drama of it all. Don't change that! But I do have one question. What's your idea of "good film"? These were your favorite films this year, along with their ranking in box-office ticket sales, and number of Oscar nominations:

    Brokeback Mountain: 27th place, 8 nominations

    Crash: 49th place, 6 nominations

    Good Night, and Good Luck: 90th place, 6 nominations

    Memoirs of a Geisha: 45th place, 6 nominations

    I didn't want to see any of them, and I haven't seen any of them. And judging by the numbers, neither did anybody else. These "masterpieces"were playing to mostly empty theaters for most of their theater run.

    "March of the Penguins," nominated in the Best Documentary category, actually grossed more money than any of the Best Picture nominees.

    "Crash" took your high honors, but the theater owners don't share your enthusiasm, because we the people don't. You gave 8 nominations and 3 Oscars to Brokeback Mountain, which only came in 27th at the box office.

    Capote didn't even make the top 100 at the box office, but you liked it a lot: 5 nominations (including Best Picture) and an Oscar.

    Actually, America's favorite film this year was "Star Wars III." We paid $380 million to go see it in theaters. You gave it a single nomination: for makeup. It proves the old Hollywood maxim: "People will flock to theaters in droves and stand in long lines to get in to see movies with good makeup." Or did I just make that up?

    That's why I'm announcing today the first annual We the People awards.

    There's only one criterion: whether audiences actually wanted to go see the movies. Revolutionary! Drum roll, please... the We the People (WTP) award winners for this year are:

    Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith: $380 million gross (1st place for the year), 1 nomination

    Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire: $288 million (2nd place for the year), 1 nomination

    The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe: $288 million (3rd place for the year), 3 nominations

    War of the Worlds: $234 million (4th place for the year), 3 nominations

    Oh, look, I think I see a pattern. None of these movies glorifies homosexuality ("Brokeback," "Capote"), squeezes in 182 expletives ("Crash"), bashes McCarthyism ("Good Night") and America in general ("Syriana" -- 2 nominations) or features subject matter unmentionable in this column ("Geisha" and "Transamerica" -- 2 nominations). In a word, none of them is propaganda. Maybe that's why we wanted to go see them.
    So it's agreed, then... you have your awards ceremony and we'll have ours.

    But let's talk seriously for a moment. Remember what Samuel Goldwyn, one of MGM's founding producers, used to say? "If you want to send a message, use Western Union." Movies are just pure entertainment, right?

    Wrong. Very wrong.

    Even Michael Moore and I will agree on this much: filmmaking is much more than entertainment. It's psychology: a viewer watching a film moves in the actor's world as though it were his own, and even, to some degree, lives in his place. The viewer begins to identify himself with the actor's situation and values. That's why we come away from movies feeling happier or sadder, quoting lines and humming tunes.

    So movies can sweep us up to beauty and truth or degrade us, warping our fundamental attitudes about life and about each other. Michael Moore uses all kinds of powers of suggestion to get you to think a certain way about moral issues. So does Ang Lee. For that matter, so does Michelangelo in the Sistine Chapel. Psychology is not bad, it's what you do with it.

    Here's the principle: moviemakers have a responsibility to society. A movie that doesn't respect the truth about who man and woman are is simply poison. Remember the line from "Spiderman 2"... "With great power comes great responsibility"? A side point: "Spiderman 2" would have won a We The People award in 2004 for grossing $374 million to finish 2nd for the year. As a matter of fact, it just barely beat out "The Passion of the Christ" with $370 million, another WTP would-be winner (and the all-time gross money maker in the R-rated category).

    Some will object: "Hollywood is just entertainment." I respond: "If that's so, this year it entertained very few." Others will object:

    "Hollywood is just a business." I respond: "Not a good one, at least not this year." Still others will chime in: "We're just reflecting what's already out there." I respond: "You're great people, but remember, you live in a subculture that has been sick for a very long time -- lots of demons. Change the angles of your mirrors, and see new realities. Then let them shine."

    Anyway, Hollywood, if you're still reading, keep this in mind. Your overall box-office receipts have been falling steadily over the last three years, and two-thirds of all films still lose money. Something has to change. There are lots of ideas out there. Some make money. Some don't. Leave Hollywood and Malibu for a while and get back in touch.

    Write to us. Call us. Visit us. Ask us what would be a reflection of what We The People really think and what we'll pay to see.
    God bless, Father Jonathan

    P.S. A note to "We the People:" Did my letter to Hollywood reflect what was on your mind? Write to me and let me know.
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    I wouid have to agree with most of this post. Now I didn't see Brokeback Mountain, didn't even have a clue what it was about until someone posted on the board a parody film of it. To be honest, I first heard about it on a sports talk radio show and thought it was a joke.

    I did see Crash and wished I would have stayed home and watched a rerun of Bewitched. The others, I never even heard of them. I can't say I've paid too much attention to the Oscars in recent years as the winner is always some whiney ass flick.

    Why can't we have more Toy Story movies? I think a movie that makes you smile and laugh is much more deserving of best picture than the crap they give it to now.
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    I don't know, I really liked Crash and out of the nominee's, I was hoping it would win. I also like the Star Wars movies and Toy Story movies. There is an awards ceremony to acknowledge what the people in general like, it is called "The People's Choice Awards" and from what I understand, the actors really appreciate that award because it is a reflection of their audience. This year, Star Wars won for Best Movie and Best Movie Drama. The Wedding Crashers won for Best Movie Comedy.

    The Academy Awards is an entirely different entity. Everyone knows it is all about who is wearing what designer......
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    I like "B" movies anyhow

    Si fi, fantasy. magic, super heros.

    Arnie should do another Conan movie
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    Wedding Crashers was a great movie!
    Meanwhile, somewhere in Oklahoma.

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    Personally I see the whole academy thing as a set up load of bunk.

    as dattia said a fashion show...

    i still cant get over basinger winning an oscar she must have said what 3 sentences in that whole movie...

    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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    What did Basinger win an Oscar for? I really didn't watch that crap this year.
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    oh it wasnt this year.. it was years ago for LA confidential.. best supporting actress.

    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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    Guess I didn't watch it last year either!
    Meanwhile, somewhere in Oklahoma.

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    i think it was 1998 or 1999 but what you said exactly..

    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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    Academy Awards is like a bunch of guys deciding which of us is the best women's lover.

    a bunch of losers that is what Academy Awards is.
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    And they wonder why nobody goes to see movies anymore. When I go I want to get away from reality for 2 hours, not be taught a lesson on morals or someother crap. That's the crap I see everyday and is forced fed to me, by the news, courts, govt, etc. Get back to making movies that make life seem a little better than it is, makes me laugh, blows sh*t up, takes me to another world, you get the idea anyway. BTW the last movie that I paid to see was Star Wars!

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    Well said James...

    havent gone to a movie since 77 wow thats a pretty long dry spell...

    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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    We need some one to step up and replace John Wayne and Roy and other westerners, even a Make my day would be good , Bronson type movie , Im sick and tired of a minority bunch trying to ram doun my neck ther sick way of living , , Bring on the majorite but god forbid we have to have a few "round spears" to do any thing as seems like all the Spears has dried ou or been snipped off as we all sit back and take to much of this stuff, Better get of this soap box fer Tater blipes me out or I say more than I should but ya all kin read tween the lines,
    These are my opinions and no body elses and you can't have them

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sid
    Well said James...

    havent gone to a movie since 77 wow thats a pretty long dry spell...
    That be Star Wars III, not Star Wars 1, or I think they retitled that one Star Wars IV. You know we need another good spaghetti western, you can watch them all day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sid
    Well said James...

    havent gone to a movie since 77 wow thats a pretty long dry spell...
    Weren't you about 7 in 77?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tulsa
    Weren't you about 7 in 77?
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    i guess thats why i didnt make the acadamy

    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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    Quote Originally Posted by luckydog
    I like "B" movies anyhow

    Si fi, fantasy. magic, super heros.

    Arnie should do another Conan movie
    He was supposed to be doing one, till he got elected!:

    http://movies.yahoo.com/shop?d=hp&cf=prev&id=1808503058

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