Things to think about :

[luckydog]

Things to think about

Marriage changes passion.
Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.



I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?" She hit me.




How come we choose from just two people to run for
president and 50 for Miss America?





I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!



When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping." Now I just "chunky dunk."

Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able
to tell the difference.



Wouldn't it be nice if, whenever we messed up our life we could simply press 'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN!!




Wouldn't you know it...
Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever.

[arbycoffee]

Early to bed and early to rise.
Get you stuck with always making the coffee

[vespacar]

Early to bed and early to rise.
Get you stuck with always making the coffee

That's why mine has a timer, I love waking up to the smell of freshly brewed coffee.
Cheers,
James

[d mowery]

Fresh coffie , with stale water? Hmmm