With this herring I thee wed

[slotter]

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[logicprobe]

How sweet to mary the gill of your dreams!
If I would have known, I would have sent flounders.

[dishpan]

I hope he doesn't turn out to be a flash in the pan.

[Tulsa]

Lets see, she's married to a dolphin, standing in 3 feet of water and still yet, she's wearing a life vest? Holy Mackerel woman, have a little trust in your husband already.

[Sid]

talk about a load of Carp!!

[Fighter Pilot]

Something's a little "fishy" about this thread.

[dishpan]

Go easy on her.

Don't try to reel here in, as this is likely a New Sea Story for her and a whole new ball game getting schooled. It's obvious She's been hooked and must be having a whale of a good time getting nailed before reality sets in and she's beached.

Perhaps he'll flounder in this relationship as he tries to become the sole bread-earner and finally discover that no dolphin is an island. The way he probably netted her was was to be a sexual deviant and grouper.

Is it just me or is this thread just spawning some awful stuff, that like Nemo needs to be flushed?