Crabmas and The Night of the Lost Limb!!
Twas the night before Crabmas and all through the Crooked Castle not a creature was stirring..Well except all the helper shrimps and lobsters preparing the Spam Sleigh, filling it with salami and snot boots (with used bandaids) for all the good and bad people of the world... Oh, and that one shrimp that thought that the Christmas Crab's bedroom needed one last dusting while the Christmas Crab took his last nap before the big night!!
OMG..what did you do?! Well..you know how the Christmas Crab sleeps so soundly during his pre Crabmas nap?? Yes.. Well..you see.. Spit it out man!! Well you see I was dusting in his room, as I do, and well..I accidentally knocked his prized Conan the Barbarian replica sword off the wall and it fell on the Christmas Crab and..and..and I accidentally chopped one of his legs off!!!!!!
Posts of Crabmas past!!
Viva La Revolution!! Contest II (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
The 12 Days of Crabmas
Crabmas Cancelled?
Wake Up Christmas Crab!!
A Crabmas Kidnapping!!
A Crabmas Blizzard!!
The Legend of the Golden Spatula!! (Crabmas and the 100 Year Wish)
Christmas Crab and The Adventure of the New TV!!
Crabmas and the Missing Crab!!
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