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    Talking Christmas Crab and The Adventure of the New TV!!

    Once upon a time on an island way up north lived a crab, but not just any crab, a Christmas Crab..but you probably already knew that But what you may not have known is that one of the Christmas crabs favorite things to do is watch Christmas specials on TV..and on the island where he lives Christmas specials start airing on December 1st..There's one on every day for 24 days, but this year there was a problem..

    Have you noticed that the Christmas Crab seems to have some sort of problem right before Crabmas every year..weird huh???

    Anyway, this year the problem was that the Christmas Crabs TV wasn't working!! Now you're probably thinking how could that be?? Well it might be because Christmas Crabs TV was from 1983 or it could be because no matter how many times they were told not to, the prawns just wouldn't stop playing prawn ball in the Crooked Castle!!

    You may also be thinking who cares if his TV is broken?? Well I'll tell you who cares..I do and you should too, and here's why.. You see, Christmas specials make the Christmas Crab happy and the happier the Christmas Crab is the better the salami he delivers tastes..and you do Not want to taste the salami when the crab has been sad.. So it's very important that the Christmas Crab sees his Christmas shows...


    ...His DVR is set and has been recording since Dec 1 (that's three days ago in this story) but he has no way to watch them and he's getting sadder by the day.. What will happen in this years Adventure of the Christmas Crab and the Broken TV?? Stay tuned to find out!! (Same Crab time, same Crab channel!!)



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