The Phone Call
Disclaimer: This joke contains no humor, if you find it offensive, I sincerely apoligize.
**Rrriiiinnnnggggg,
rrrrriiiiinnnnggg,**
**Hello?'**
**'Hi honey.**
**This is Daddy.**
**Is Mommy near the phone?'**
**'No, Daddy.**
**She's upstairs in the bedroom
with Uncle Paul."**
**After a breif pause,**
**Daddy says,**
**"But honey, you haven't got an uncle Paul."**
**'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy,**
**Right now."**
Breif pause.
**'Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.**
**Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs**
**And knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy**
**That Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'**
**'Okay, Daddy, just a minute.'**
**A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.**
**'I did it Daddy.'**
**'And what happened honey?'**
**'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.**
**Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser**
**And now she isn't moving at all!'**
**'Oh my God!!!
What about your uncle Paul?'**
**'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too.**
**He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window**
**And into the swimming pool.**
**But I guess he didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it.**
**He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'
**Long Pause**
**Longer Pause**
****Even longer pause****
**Then Daddy says,**
**'Swimming Pool???**
**Is this 486-5731?'**
**No, I think you have the wrong number...**
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