Another year on PachiTalk!!!

[luckydog]

I just had my yearly check up and it looks like I will be around for another year

I'm in good shape for 66 years old

If thats the case why do I get all these aches and pains?????

I guess we regress when we get older, I was told to take a baby aspirin every day

[01PyTypeR#1140]

Glad to hear you'll be around for another year!

[slotter]

GREAT NEWS, LD. And, there are some advantages, too!


PERKS OF BEING OVER 60

1.. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2.. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3.. No one expects you to run--anywhere.

4.. People call at 9 pm and ask, " Did I wake you ???? "

5.. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6.. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7.. Things you buy now won't wear out.

8.. You can eat dinner at 4 pm.

9.. You can live without sex but not your glasses.

10 You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as challenges.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into theroom.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list

Forward this to every one you can remember .

[Youngjedi]

[arbycoffee]

you lucky too, luckdog