What do these do?

[rupan777]

I think the bottom one is "height challenged."

So many jokes popped into my mind when I read this but I'll keep a civil tongue this time

*Quickly writes in online journal.*

[fronzdan]

Oh, now I know what that writing below the serial number means, "This machine protected by sperm seals - void if removed"

[Thomas P.]

Organic pachi's. Now there's a marketing idea.

"Orgasmic" Pachis

[bearngg00se]

I've been reading posts now for about three days trying to find out what those little black plastic thingys were - none of mine were plugged in when I got my machines - guess I don't have to worry about them now :-)

meegwetch,
bearngg00se

[pfurman]

Oh, now I know what that writing below the serial number means, "This machine protected by sperm seals - void if removed"

..."Significant penalty for early withdrawl".

[pfurman]

I'd get your man to go see a doctor.

Hmmmmm...I'm a nurse & I just checked him...he's fine. Aren't ya, hon? Yep. He shook his head; he's fine.

[alstonj1]

well you could always dispose of them in a tissue when done ......just remember to wash your hands after handling them......

[pfurman]

well you could always dispose of them in a tissue when done ......just remember to wash your hands after handling them......

Reminds me of a line from an old Jethro Tull song (from Thick As A Brick): "Your sperm's in the gutter; your love's in the sink".

[Sid]

Reminds me of a line from an old Jethro Tull song (from Thick As A Brick): "Your sperm's in the gutter; your love's in the sink".

So you ride yourselves over the fields and you make all your animal deals and
your wise men dont know how it feels to be thick as a brick
Jethro Tull got to love that classic rock..

[pfurman]

So you ride yourselves over the fields and you make all your animal deals and
your wise men dont know how it feels to be thick as a brick
Jethro Tull got to love that classic rock..

Yep. (And don't even get me started quoting "Passion Play". )

[longsider]

Oh my god and my girlfriend handled them without protection !

Its bad enough having screaming kids keeping you up all night nut imagine a half human half japanese gaming machine screaming loud music shouting in Japanese keeping you up all night, might need some translating doing here, how are we supposed to know when to feed them ?, and how long exactly is the gestation period ?.

[alstonj1]

Its ok you got plenty of time before they arrive by FedEx and ups just watch out for the damaged ones !!!!! as for feeding they got this big red light on their forehead that flashes "insert medals" you cant miss it its on all the time . but if you have her fixed she works great when ya need a quarter at the toll both ........

[longsider]

So when the red light flashes do we feed it once or twice cos I hear that they only work in threes nowadays.
Do I sign unchecked on the birth certificate in case it is damaged in transit ?, by transit I mean by the long journey down the birth canal ?

[alstonj1]

Well if your real lazy you can get one of the auto load thingys it shoves 53 in their mouth at a time i hear it shuts em right up .But leads to infant obesity and thats not a politically correct thing these days !!!! as for the birth certificate hell they just drop em and run you dont need to sign it anymore ...
...

[drcrippen324]

yeh would be safest bet
look on the bright side you would only have to change nappys if you have fed over 50 pices or if you cach the cash belly button by accident when hugging

[alstonj1]

if you get ones with an inny you dont have that problem . its the outies that ya gotta watch .as for changing its only required when ya gotta tray full and cant take any more then ya just open the door and throw it back inside kinda convienent aint it......

[longsider]

Isnt it a lot easier and safer to wear protection when inspecting these ?(wear gloves)...

[alstonj1]

now your taking all fun out of it !!!!! besides if we tell em about it they'll want to do it so shhhhhhhh keep protection a secret .......

[drcrippen324]

your Good Ladie + pachi inerds - Lack of machine knowledge = Big bag of spare parts with "well it sopped paying out so i thought id have a quick look to save bothering you " speach
going back to the pachi baybe idea would you let her open up your real child if it was ill eeeeek

[alstonj1]

if it stopped me from having to change diapers she could disassemble my computer and id be happy !!!!!! (we have the knowledge we can rebuild it bigger better faster than it ever was ....)