Hi all, I suggest that we should all take the time over Xmas to collect the best and worst of cracker jokes for sharing on this thread. Perhaps members can then rate the joke on a 'groanometer', with 1 being a small groan and a 10 being reserved for only the most cheesey, groansome 'jokes'. I'll get the ball rolling with an oldie from a few years ago that stuck in my mind:

Q. What do you call a three legged donkey?

A. A wonkey!

Groan.

PS. My Star Wars is due to arrive tomorrow!!!! - thanks very much to Steve from 777 Heaven for pushing that one through. He's even fitted some volume controls for me, how's that for service!