Brain Cramps

[azlew]

On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.)
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--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.

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--Mariah Carey



"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life,"

--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal anti-smoking campaign.

"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body,"

--Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward.



"Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country,"

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.
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&quot;I\'m \nnot going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the \npresident.&quot;

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"I'm not going to have some reporters pawing through our papers. We are the president."

--Hillary Clinton commenting on the release of subpoenaed documents.




"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it,"

--A congressional candidate in Texas.




"Half this game is ninety percent mental."

--Philadelphia Phillies manager, Danny Ozark





"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

--Al Gore, Vice President





"I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix."

--Dan Quayle



PART 2 IS COMIN' SOON.........

[Tulsa]

Hmm, maybe I could be a vice president some day..

[Lazarus]

No, Tulsa you are to good of a person to be a politician!

[jc1444]

Well Azlew you sure picked a bunch of smart people, LOL