Here`s a Mod You Don`t See Often

[logicprobe]

ROFLMAO!

Rupan, you are a master at translation!

So, is this the tokenless kit that is included in the Sam's Club machines, or just a pic of ONE of the tokenless kits available in Japan?

Has anyone purchased one of the Sam's machines to let us know what they're doing??

IS THERE AT LEAST A COUNTER???

[alstonj1]

short but sweet translation .........worth as much as a pachi token here in the states!!!!

[rupan777]

Seriously, I translate it later today. I have a big conference to attend today...

[Thomas P.]

Thanks Rupan .... Must maintain sense of resposability.
I think most are just interisted in the translation, not purchasing

[compirate]

Seriously, I translate it later today. I have a big conference to attend today...

Does that mean you wear a tie while sitting in front of your computer in your pajamas?

[rupan777]

Something like that....

Luckily(?), it was delayed until Monday.

[alstonj1]

thank you sir will greatly be appreciated it just might be worth getting if i can install it with a cutout for when i want it in normal mode .

[rupan777]

**CUES FANFARE MUSIC**

Hi everyone, this is rupan Popeil, you might remember some other products that I've brought to you including the belly glass windshield, the wireless play-anywhere machine mod, and the insta-silent reel mod. Today, I'm here to introduce a new item that will revolutionize the way you play pachislo.

**Audience gasp**

That's right, today's product is the new, patent-pending "Samaiba Counter", a device that manually counts how many tokens you have won or lost! Compatible with rupeil Production's own "Tokenless Junior LM-3" mod.

**Busty blonde girl in evening dress brings out product, audience applauses**

And here it is! But, you may think, rupan, how do I use this here contraption? Well, install it in your pachislo machine with your "Tokenless Junior LM-3" and then let the virtual medals fly! The onboard counter does all the work for you without having to count the tokens one by one!!

Let's ask some of our audience members what they think of this magnificent product!!

audience member 1: "This is great, rupan! With this little gadget, I can save money and precious time on tokens by not having to wash and polish them in a bucket of toxic waste rejected by Iran and N. Korea."

audience member 2: "My wife will love this, rupan. She's always getting angry at me for drying them in the clothesdryer. Dunno why."

audience member 3: "This is the best jerky I've ever eaten. I want one of these in my home!"

Ahem, well, anyway...if you act now we will also include with your "Samaiba" unit, an "auto bet" feature that automatically places in token bets so you don't have to lift your arm a whole 45 degrees to do it yourself.

**Audience applause**

Now, to get this unit all you have to do is send a PM to rupeil Productions and we can set you up for one of these units. If you buy now, we will give you a USD$35 discount on this unit plus the "Tokenless Junior" and...wait a second I have a PM right now I can answer!

"Dear Mom,

Sorry I'm at work now. If you want to order the "Sumaiba" you'll have to PM the company, rupeil Productions, not my private account. Thanks.

rupan777"

Did you see that, even my mom wants one of these? Act now!

disclaimer: Please do not actually PM nor "rupeil Productions" for this item. As you guys can see, this is a token counter mod but apparently the company makes a token-less mod as well. Thanks for reading this far, I was kind of bored this afternoon...obviously....

[minnesotabrad]

[Tulsa]

Excellet Rupan!

[logicprobe]

LMAO!

(Could you throw in a Cap-Snaffler or a Chop-O-Matic?)