Viva La Revolution!! Contest II

[MrGneiss]

Lucky you have nothing to fear, Musky is harmless.

He does get frisky now and then, but he won't bite! Just stand real still and you will be fine.

[Sid]

Lucky you have nothing to fear, Musky is harmless.

He does get frisky now and then, but he won't bite! Just stand real still and you will be fine.

Oh and just to add on what Stuey said..

make sure your back is against the wall just to be on the safe side...

[MrGneiss]

[musky]

I have never had relations with a pig, dated a few, but never ever had relations......

[Sid]

I have never had relations with a pig, dated a few, but never ever had relations......

Did beer help out at all???

[logicprobe]

LD... two words...

DUCT TAPE

[arbycoffee]

blue masking tape, feastive for the holiday

[MrGneiss]

Encrypted Message

Since we have been so good this year, Santa has sent the Christmas Crab early!



End Encryption

[musky]

Yepeee, I'll start boiling the water and get the Old Bay, you guys get the beer. it doesn't get any better then this.....

[Sid]

Yepeee, I'll start boiling the water and get the Old Bay, you guys get the beer. it doesn't get any better then this.....

Oh yes it does.. didnt you get the memo......

[musky]

Ok then...let's get this party started..........conga line.......

[MrGneiss]

[Sid]

Boys and girls...

let me tell you about the christmas Crab...

The Christmas Crab comes but once a year...
it hands out gifts to good boys and girls... and punishes the bad..

Christmas crab arrives after midnight on a Spam sleigh which is pulled by 3 Platypusses... the most famous of all is of course was Gordon... Gordon the Red nosed Platypus...

Christmas crab crawls down the chimney .. on christmas night and gives to all the good boys and girls a Salami...

salami

if you havent been a good boy or girl.. you get an old boot filled with crab snot and used bandages...

[Sid]

Lets all sing... a Christmas Crab Carol!!!

Christmas Crab Is Coming To Town

You better watch out You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Christmas Crab is comin' to town
Christmas Crab is comin' to town
Christmas Crab is comin' to town
He's making a list He's checking it twice
He's gonna find out Who's naughty or nice
Christmas Crab is comin' to town
Christmas Crab is comin' to town
Christmas Crab is comin' to town
He sees you when you're sleeping
He knows when you're awake
He knows if you've been bad or good
So be good for goodness sake So you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout I'm telling you why
Christmas Crab is comin' to town
Christmas Crab is comin' to town
Christmas Crab is comin' to town
The kids in girl and boyland
Will have a jubilee
He's gonna leave Salami
All around the Christmas tree
So you better watch out
You better not cry
You better not pout
I'm telling you why
Christmas Crab(is comin' to town)
Christmas Crab(is comin' to town)
Christmas Crab is comin'
Christmas Crab is comin'
Christmas Crab is comin' To town

[Sid]

Gordon the red nose Platypus,
had a very shiney bill,
and if you ever saw it,
you would even say it glowed.
All of the other platypusses,
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Gordon,
join in any Platypus games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Christmas crab came to say:
"Gordon with your bill so bright,
won't you come and guide the spam tonight?"
Then all the Platypusses loved him,
as they shouted out with glee:
"Gordon the Red Nose Platypus,
you'll go down in history!"

[Tulsa]

You UGLY guys even have an ugly Christmas Crab? Our Christmas Crab is a jolly ol' Crab.

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[Sid]

encrypted message
Stuey!!
they have a christmas crab too!!!!
looks like even sworn enemy's share a common bond..

the belief that somewhere someplace there is a crab rewarding the good
gee doesnt Christmas bring out the gosh darned it in us all...

encrypted message

[musky]

Anybody need a snot boot? I got 2 last year.

[Sid]

Anybody need a snot boot? I got 2 last year.

that far in the dog house huh!!...

I got lots of coal last year.. but it came in handy this year with the cost of heating oil being so high...

[dalto]

It seems the contect thread has been losing steam over the last week or so.

Is the revolution over?

Has T.U.L.S.A. been victorious?