Please, Help Me!!!!!!!!!!!!

[doodude]

My wife is gonna kill ME!!!!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MEWA%3AIT&rd=1

Actually, it'll be worse than that. She'll just give me "THAT" look & shake her head as she walks outa the room.

Ive stopped telling her about them. They just appear over in a corner or hide in the closet waiting for the right moment.
That way, when she finally notices it/them, I just say, "what, that ol' thing!? Gosh, I got that long ago..."

[RKnarr01]

Oh your in serious trouble how many do you have now? You have to act quick if you dont want to get caught. IMMEDIATELY send me half of your machines and tell your wife you've donated them to a charity. And then 1 by 1 ill send them back to you after im tired of playing with them. But if your going to do this you have to act quickly.

[logicprobe]

I'll help out too, Doo.
Send me half of your money. I'll send it back one by one after I get tired of spending it.

[Tulsa]

Just drive them down here to Tulsa. It's not that far from you. I have good housing rates at the moment..

[doodude]

Gosh, you guys are a big help!

Thanks. I think...

[luckydog]

And who said money can't buy you happiness.

All you have to do is type in Pachinko on Ebay

[compirate]

If you ever get to Maryland when I'm there, let me know,I have alot of them I can sell you!

[doodude]

If you ever get to Maryland when I'm there, let me know,I have alot of them I can sell you!

Thats a terrific offer, thanks.
But Im gonna have to rein in my addiction for awhile. I could have a hundred of them but they wont be much fun sitting in storage after Sally kicks me outa the house!
I forget who has the signature, " I hope when I die my wife dosent sell these machines for what I told her I paid for them," but thats very fitting.

[compirate]

A few more and you could build a house!

[napster]

Ok, Now I once answered this question by saying "Lies, Lies...Its all about the lies!!!" Well it seemed to have offended some people that they would have to stoop to lies. They have always been so honest to their other half(s) up to this point. "Yea Right" Ok, for all of you that have a conscience...Here is the answer...And yes, this is what I do. I was only allowed to have a max of 10 machines. (I was lucky to get this number) As we have all found out, they are like potato chips. (No one has just one) As of tonight...I now have 14 machines. So what I do is have my family and friends "Baby sit" my machines. They are on loan to them. I also get to swap them around so that no one gets bored with them. They love this...Its a WIN, WIN situation for everyone. The only sneaky part is getting the new machines in, and the old machines out to my family/friends. I hear you all saying " Bob, thats a great idea" Well, Its works for me.

[jwegger]

Currently have 9 pachinkos, wife usually does not say anything about them but when she does I usually throw one of these lines at her so she shakes her head and mumbles while walking away.
It could be worst, I could spend all my money at a bar.
I got a good price on this one, as soon as I fix it up I'm going to sell it
I needed this one for the book I'm writing on how to restore them
I bought it for the kids, they said it looked like fun. This one only works if you have kids, also you need to show the kids a machine or two on ebay and ask them "doesn't this look fun, they will usually answer something like "I guess", "OK" or "uh-huh" any of these answers is ok to use as permission to buy that machine for the kids. Of course they will get tired of it in a week or two and then it's all yours.

[napster]

Currently have 9 pachinkos, wife usually does not say anything about them but when she does I usually throw one of these lines at her so she shakes her head and mumbles while walking away.
It could be worst, I could spend all my money at a bar.
I got a good price on this one, as soon as I fix it up I'm going to sell it
I needed this one for the book I'm writing on how to restore them
I bought it for the kids, they said it looked like fun. This one only works if you have kids, also you need to show the kids a machine or two on ebay and ask them "doesn't this look fun, they will usually answer something like "I guess", "OK" or "uh-huh" any of these answers is ok to use as permission to buy that machine for the kids. Of course they will get tired of it in a week or two and then it's all yours.

See...It is all about the lies.