Farmer's advice
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* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. <O
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* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance. <O
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* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. <O
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* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. <O
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* Words that soak into your ears are whispered . . . not yelled. <O
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* Meanness don't jes' happen overnight. <O
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* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads. <O
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* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you. <O
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* It don't take a very big person to carry a grudge. <O
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* You cannot unsay a cruel word. <O
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* Every path has a few puddles. ! <O
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty. <O
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* The best sermons are lived, not preached. <O
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* Most of the stuff people worry about ain't never gonna happen anyway. <O
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* Don't judge folks by their relatives. <O
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* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer. <O
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* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time. <O
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* Don't interfere with somethin' that ain't botherin' you none. <O
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* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance. <O
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* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'. <O
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* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got. <O
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* The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin'. <O
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* Always drink upstr! eam from the herd. <O
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* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment. <O
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* Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back in. <O
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* If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.<O
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