Crabmas 2.0 |aka Crabytastic LLC|
It's nearly Crabmas Eve and with everything going smoothly for a change, the Christmas Crab was taking some time to get some holiday cards done (Christmas, Crabmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Solstice, etc...) when a young helper prawn came in and was about to give the Christmas Crab a headache!!
Hey, what ya doin' ?? asked Pinky Prawn..
Oh, just trying to get these cards done..Said the Christmas Crab..
Wait, you mean like Paper cards..you send in the mail??
**sigh** Yes..real cards.. So, now that that is settled, was there something you wanted??
Oh, yeah..The lobsters say the regular sausages are done, so they're starting on the veggie sausages next!!
Great, anything else??
Nah.....Well..umm..
Spit it out!!
Well, I was just thinking that, umm..You like to do a lot of things the old way..
You mean like these cards??
Yeah..and like I noticed you don't even have a website or social media!! Like, how do you expect to get young people excited about Crabmas without any of that??
**sigh** Young helper, first, we have one of the most high tech facilities in the world, while Santa still relies nearly 100% on magic, not that there's anything wrong with that, I mean we still need magic to do what we do, but our factories and this castle have been powered by wind and solar for over a decade now!! And we had a website (crabmas.com) before you were even born!! We even had merch and everything!! We still have some stored in that room over there that never sold!! Anyway, my best friend Gordon pointed out long ago that everyone already knows about Crabmas, so why waste time and money on all that stuff..and he was right..I mean people like us just don't need all that stuff to????????..I mean the Tooth Fairy may be addicted to Twitter, but they don't need twitter to be known, everyone already knows who they are!!
Yeah..I guess, said the prawn, but I just think with some modern marketing we could take Crabmas to the next level!! And I have this cousin that works for a PR firm and I was talking to him and he said he'd be willing to help us for free!!
Free, really?? And why would he do that??
Well..Umm..Well he a, just likes to help people??
Sure.. Crab said skeptically..
Ok, ok.. He's not really employed by them exactly..He's an intern, But he knows if he can show them what he can do that they'd pay him the big bucks!!
Big bucks eh?? So what will this cost me??
Oh, nothin..my friend has connections!!
Connections??
Well, rich parents.. So we got this covered!!
Well..ok, you can do it.. Just keep out of everyone's way!! You can even use the old room where we keep all the old Y2K merch that didn't sell!!
Wow, really??
Yeah..Just one more thing, said the Christmas Crab, before you make any new websites or online stuff go live worldwide, test it out on the people of Crabmas Island first, ok??
Sure thing boss!!
So off went the young prawn to tell his cousin the great news!!
Posts of Crabmas past!!
Viva La Revolution!! Contest II (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
The 12 Days of Crabmas
Crabmas Cancelled?
Wake Up Christmas Crab!!
A Crabmas Kidnapping!!
A Crabmas Blizzard!!
The Legend of the Golden Spatula!! (Crabmas and the 100 Year Wish)
Christmas Crab and The Adventure of the New TV!!
Crabmas and the Missing Crab!!
Crabmas and The Night of the Lost Limb!!
Crabmas and Not a Lot of Spam!!
Crabmas and The Great Egg Quest!!
Crabmas and a Whale of a Time at the Crooked Castle!!
Crabmas and the Big Problem!! (aka Giant Llama Drama)
Crabmas and The Haunting of the Crooked Castle!! (aka What's in the Walls)
A Very Covid Crabmas (aka A Year Inside the Crooked Castle Bubble)
Crabmas and The Mystery at Crooked Castle (aka Murder Crab Wrote)
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