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    Talking Crabmas and the Big Problem |aka Giant Llama Drama|

    After last years drama, the Christmas Crab thought it best not to go on any vacations until after Crabmas, even though everything was on time and running smoothly!!


    But just because he was staying home didn't mean it was all work. Christmas Crab and a few of the helpers had started a ska band, The Salty Waffles, and had spent most of their free time practicing in hopes of competing in the Annual Crabmas Island Talent Show & Cook-off!!






    Posts of Crabmas past!!


    Viva La Revolution!! Contest II (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
    The 12 Days of Crabmas
    Crabmas Cancelled?
    Wake Up Christmas Crab!!
    A Crabmas Kidnapping!!
    A Crabmas Blizzard!!
    The Legend of the Golden Spatula!! (Crabmas and the 100 Year Wish)
    Christmas Crab and The Adventure of the New TV!!
    Crabmas and the Missing Crab!!
    Crabmas and The Night of the Lost Limb!!
    Crabmas and Not a Lot of Spam!!
    Crabmas and The Great Egg Quest!!
    Crabmas and a Whale of a Time at the Crooked Castle!!

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    Talent Show & Cook-off???

    I sure hope they won't be testing recipes for Crab Salad!
    Jeff Jackson, Denver CO

    There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

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    Do the winners or losers of the talent show move on the the cook off portion of the competition?
    Never Doubt that a small group of thoughtful, .......... /........ If your not going to stand behind our troops
    ...committed people can change the world. ............. /.................Please, Please stand in front of them
    .....Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has............./
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    Quote Originally Posted by Moparformances View Post
    Do the winners or losers of the talent show move on the the cook off portion of the competition?
    The winners get to cook the losers!!

    No, I think they are separate events at the same place!!

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    .

    So will they be using their Guitars for 'shredding' in the cook-off too

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    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    Just days before Crabmas and the Crabmas Eve Show ‘n’ Cook, as it’s known, the band was practicing out back behind the Crooked Castle in the old pickle shed..


    Steve the hippo had brought an old amp he had found in his uncles basement and wanted the Christmas Crab to try it out.. The Christmas Crab plugged his bass in and started to play..
    Turn it up, said the Christmas Crab..

    As Steve turned up the volume, the amp started to spark, the volume knob fell off and the sound of the bass became so loud that the shed started to shake and the Christmas Crab started to vibrate!!

    He dropped his bass which only made things worse!! While everyone else ran around covering their ears and screaming, the Christmas Crab was just standing there, eyes wide, Vibrating!! And then…his right claw started to grow.. The more he shook the bigger it grew!! By the time someone had thought to unplug the amp, his claw had grown So big it had burst through the roof!!


    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    Angie ...
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    I ran away with the Steampunk Circus!
    I was hiding in a room in my mind...
    You crush the lily in my soul...



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    I blame your puns!!

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    gona need a bigger Pot
    Never Doubt that a small group of thoughtful, .......... /........ If your not going to stand behind our troops
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    OMG, why does something weird always seem to happen a week before Crabmas?!

    I can’t play with a giant claw..And I definitely won’t be able to fit in the Spam sleigh like this..what will we do??

    Well, can’t we just cut it off?? I mean you lost an arm a few years ago and it grew right back!!

    Well we could if the growth hadn’t been caused by excessive vibrations.. When that happens it not only makes the claw grow, but it also makes it harder than diamond..So no cutting..Plus, you do know that it hurts to cut off my limbs, right?? The only cure I know for this sort of thing is time..in 3 to 4 months it should be back to normal..


    But we don’t have that much time!!

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    But we don’t have that much time!!...

    Just then the distant strains of 'Time' started playing in the background....

    https://youtu.be/8tI1_KlO6xI
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    Does the amps go to 11 and where's the kitchen? I'm Really Hungry for Mock Crab
    When things don't go right the 1st time , Step back ,Take a break and come back renewed. RGS

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    With the talent show and more importantly Crabmas only days away, everyone was in a panic!!

    While one person did suggest going to a doctor, everyone else thought that the best thing to do was to go online and see if they could find anything helpful there..

    One prawn got on the computer, while everyone else got on their phones..



    After three hours of searching, one of the prawns found an old link in some old forum post that lead to a sketchy website and a link to a video.. Once he watched it he yelled for everyone to come watch!!

    The video was titled
    “Llama Shaman shrinks giant snail with magic potion”.. After watching the video the Rainbow Goat said he knew that Llama and knew where he lived, they were both in the same book club!!

    That’s great
    , said the Christmas Crab, do you think he’d help us?? I don’t know..I’ve never actually talked to him.. Oh.. But I think its worth a shot to go ask him!! Everyone agreed!!

    So they tied some balloons to the Christmas Crab and floated him to the Llamas tent in the Willow Hills!!

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    Ramma Llamas Crabmas !!
    When things don't go right the 1st time , Step back ,Take a break and come back renewed. RGS

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    the preceding portion of this story was sponsored by Apple Inc

    I hear Steve Jobs was known for his love of Crabmas and spam

    Mostly Spam
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrGneiss View Post
    After three hours of searching, one of the prawns found an old link in some old forum post that lead to a sketchy website and a link to a video...
    Found in a deep and dark corner of the past. Isn't that where the real good information is always found?

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    Matt Damon said " How you like them apples !!?"
    When things don't go right the 1st time , Step back ,Take a break and come back renewed. RGS

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    Welcome, said the Llama, What can I help you with??

    We have a giant claw problem and we thought that you might have a cure!!



    Hmm, so I’m guessing you’ve seen the video then??

    Well yes, and while we know it wasn’t a crab claw in the video, the way you helped shrink that snail, well we thought maybe you could use some of your magic on the Christmas Crab!!

    Not magic, science!!


    Oh ok..So do you think you can help?? It’s not just a talent show at stake, it’s Crabmas itself!!

    I will see what I can do..I will try my best to save Crabmas, but a crab claw is much different from a snail, it may work, it may do nothing or it may do something totally unexpected.. Let’s get started!!

    For the next three hours the Llama added ingredients to his cauldron, but to everyone watching, it mostly just looked like a bunch of beans..which it mostly was!!

    After a few hours work the Llama was done!!




    I’ve done all I can do, it is now up to you to try it and see if this cure will help!!

    Thank you for your hard work
    , said the Christmas Crab!!

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    Does he eat it or bathe in it
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