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    Default Re: Let’s write a story

    Andy realized he should turn off his game of grand theft auto and go to bed now. He has to work tomorrow anyways.

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    Andy couldn't sleep so he started counting sheep.. For some reason there were dozens of tiny sheep on his ceiling..

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    The alien sheep have returned “we need you back Andy, delores plans to destroy the world.””

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    Bugger this for a game of soldiers, thought Andy and he cracked open another bottle of whiskey.
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    Default Re: Let’s write a story

    After taking a big swig, he noticed that it tasted weird and looked at the label....

    This is my personal opinion, or of the voices in my head, and are not meant to reflect the opinion of this board.

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    It said,

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    120 proof
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    Never Doubt that a small group of thoughtful, .......... /........ If your not going to stand behind our troops
    ...committed people can change the world. ............. /.................Please, Please stand in front of them
    .....Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has............./
    .........................................Margaret Mead

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    120 proof? Swore it was 121...

    人生は恐れなければ、とても素晴らしいものなんだよ。
    人生に必要なもの。それは勇気と想像力、そして少しのお金だ。

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    Andy was starting to feel dizzy after taking multiple shots of the fermented sheep urine as andy’s Vision was going black he could make out a faint voice.......

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    "I think we're going to need a bigger boat" said the voice
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    in his drunken stupor Andy thought to him self.. A bigger Goat??? where was he to get a bigger Goat.. he said out loud "where do i get a goat?"
    Never Doubt that a small group of thoughtful, .......... /........ If your not going to stand behind our troops
    ...committed people can change the world. ............. /.................Please, Please stand in front of them
    .....Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has............./
    .........................................Margaret Mead

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    It seemed like days before Andy woke from his fermented sheeps urine stupor, as he lifted himself up off the floor the only thought in his head was not of where to get a goat but

    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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    OMG, I really have to pee!!

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    then he wrote a song about snakes

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=89VR_lZehw4
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    Default Re: Let’s write a story

    just then a sudden realisation dawned on Andy

    'Work!! OMG!! Do I still have a job!?"

    Just then...
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    I was hiding in a room in my mind...
    You crush the lily in my soul...



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    The fax machine whirred into life
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    two pages were printing. the first one was and all expense paid trip to the Caribbean, if you text to #sheep.... "damn Spam fax's.." the second page was
    Never Doubt that a small group of thoughtful, .......... /........ If your not going to stand behind our troops
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    .....Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has............./
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    The pregnancy test results of his ex wife she was pregnant with Andy's Child..... andy’s Mouth opened wide and said

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    Wow! I didnt think the old guy still worked..

    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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    "I'll have to sue that doctor"
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    "But wait!" thought Andy, "I haven't have sex with Delores for over 2 years!"

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