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    Talking Crabmas and a Whale of a Time at the Crooked Castle!!

    With last years bigger than usual helper egg harvest, there were enough workers this year that everything got done early, so early in fact that just before Crabmas, the Christmas Crab could go visit his girlfriend for a week!!


    The sleigh is packed and ready, all that will need to be done once I get back is to hook up Gordon and his friends and go!!



    So off heads the Christmas Crab on the evening whale to Sparkle Island to visit his girlfriend!! And with nothing else to do, the senior helpers headed home for a week off, leaving two of the newest helpers to keep the platypuses fed and get the driveway salted!!






    Posts of Crabmas past!!

    Viva La Revolution!! Contest II (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
    The 12 Days of Crabmas
    Crabmas Cancelled?
    Wake Up Christmas Crab!!
    A Crabmas Kidnapping!!
    A Crabmas Blizzard!!
    The Legend of the Golden Spatula!! (Crabmas and the 100 Year Wish)
    Christmas Crab and The Adventure of the New TV!!
    Crabmas and the Missing Crab!!
    Crabmas and The Night of the Lost Limb!!
    Crabmas and Not a Lot of Spam!!
    Crabmas and The Great Egg Quest!!

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    The Christmas Crab has a girlfriend!!??



    Bet she's a gold digger, just after his snot boots

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    I ran away with the Steampunk Circus!
    I was hiding in a room in my mind...
    You crush the lily in my soul...



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    Jealous??

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    Default Re: Crabmas and a Whale of a time at the Crooked Castle!!

    Quote Originally Posted by MrGneiss View Post
    Jealous??
    Yes!!

    who wouldn't be, I mean the Christmas Crab is quite a 'catch'


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    Snot boots!!!!

    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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    Default Re: Crabmas and a Whale of a time at the Crooked Castle!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Sid View Post
    Snot boots!!!!
    sounds a bit messy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Peteybob View Post
    sounds a bit messy
    well if one doesn't behave the Christmas Crab leaves them a snot boot!

    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sid View Post
    well if one doesn't behave the Christmas Crab leaves them a snot boot!
    That might explain my presents for the last few years
    Ian #UKPachinko

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    Well it's just us for the week, I guess I'll go salt the driveway, why don't you go out back and make sure Gordon and friends have enough water in their bowls!!





    Umm..COME HERE QUICK!!

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    OMG what happened??

    I didn't do it!!



    They're all dried up..they must not have gotten enough water!!

    They're all dry and slightly gooey!!

    THEY'RE DEAD!!!! What are we going to do??

    Should we call the senior platypus helpers??

    It's too late for that..We'll have to figure something else out!!

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    Gordon

    "I've stopped fighting my inner demons, we are on the same side now."

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    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    It's a disaster
    Ian #UKPachinko

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    Angie ...
    Pachinkos, Pachislos, Coffee, Papercraft Ninja, Pinball

    I ran away with the Steampunk Circus!
    I was hiding in a room in my mind...
    You crush the lily in my soul...



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    It's all Abalone ! Let's not be shellfish ! talk about being caught Flat
    When things don't go right the 1st time , Step back ,Take a break and come back renewed. RGS

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    The two prawns decided the only thing they could do was to try and find some more platypi and make a switch and hope that no one would notice!! But this close to Crabmas every store on the island was sold out..They called every pet store, party store, Crabmas store and animal rental place in the phone book (yes, Crabmas Island still uses phone books) and not one platypus, enchanted flying or regular!! At the end of a very tiring day of searching they decided to try one more place, The Witch Hut of Amazing and Boring Things..

    We were just wondering if you have any platypuses in stock....No..oh..well do you have any other flying animals..a not waterproof turbo snake?? No..that won't work..Umm do you think you could check in the back..just to see if you have anything, Please?? Ok..I'll wait.. They're checking the Back room!!


    Yes, I'm still here..yeah..you found 3 hover cats that you can rent.. We'll take them!!

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    Ohhh will Crabmas be saved!?
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    Those prawns sure are in hot water!

    人生は恐れなければ、とても素晴らしいものなんだよ。
    人生に必要なもの。それは勇気と想像力、そして少しのお金だ。

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    Quote Originally Posted by hanabi View Post




    Ohhh will Crabmas be saved!?
    This sort of thing NEVER works on sitcoms!!

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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    The next day three crates were delivered to the Crooked Castle.. The overnight delivery was expensive, but they had the Christmas Crab's emergency credit card..and they didn't have much time left to try and save Crabmas!!


    Wow, they do float..
    Hover!!
    What's the difference??
    I don't know..
    Is hovering the same as flying?? None of them have a glowing nose..And these look Nothing like platypuses, won't everyone notice?? What if..
    Enough with all your questions!! This is all we have to work with..and we HAVE to make it work!! We have paint and glitter and stuff....I've got a flashlight and duct tape..this will work!!
    OMG, we're screwed!!

    So they painted the platypus husks brown and glued them to the backs of the cats, and taped a red flashlight to the nose of one of them..



    Now all that was left to do was to wait for the Christmas Crab!!

    "Blowing smoke rings at the moon."

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