Crabmas and The Night of the Lost Limb!!

[MrGneiss]

Twas the night before Crabmas and all through the Crooked Castle not a creature was stirring..Well except all the helper shrimps and lobsters preparing the Spam Sleigh, filling it with salami and snot boots (with used bandaids) for all the good and bad people of the world... Oh, and that one shrimp that thought that the Christmas Crab's bedroom needed one last dusting while the Christmas Crab took his last nap before the big night!!

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OMG..what did you do?! Well..you know how the Christmas Crab sleeps so soundly during his pre Crabmas nap?? Yes.. Well..you see.. Spit it out man!! Well you see I was dusting in his room, as I do, and well..I accidentally knocked his prized Conan the Barbarian replica sword off the wall and it fell on the Christmas Crab and..and..and I accidentally chopped one of his legs off!!!!!!


Posts of Crabmas past!!

Viva La Revolution!! Contest II (1) (2) (3) (4) (5)
The 12 Days of Crabmas
Crabmas Cancelled?
Wake Up Christmas Crab!!
A Crabmas Kidnapping!!
A Crabmas Blizzard!!
The Legend of the Golden Spatula!! (Crabmas and the 100 Year Wish)
Christmas Crab and The Adventure of the New TV!!
Crabmas and the Missing Crab!!

[compirate]

Quick! Get the melted butter!

[MrGneiss]

You must Really want a snot boot this year!!

[compirate]

my house is made of em!

[hanabi]

The Crabmas Crab is legless!!

[compirate]

He can get more for $7.99 a lb

[luckydog]

I hope the sword wasn't damaged

[MrGneiss]

We have to fix it..he'll be awake soon..Quick..grab one of the legs off that table!! I'll stick it in his leg hole..maybe he won't notice?!

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What have you done to me??

[musky]

Ah, the old table leg in the leg hole trick! Gets them every time...

[Drunkenclam]

I hope it was treated for woodworm

[compirate]

At least you'll have something to pick your teeth with (splinters) after you've finished the rest of him

[MrGneiss]

My beautiful leg..it was my favorite..I can't fly without all my legs..WHAT?!..It's how the magic works..it clearly states in the instructions that if I lose a leg it won't work, I won't be able to fly..Oh why does this stuff always seem to happen right before Crabmas?? Don't worry Boss, we'll figure something out!! I hope.. What?? Oh nothing!!

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[hanabi]

Crabmas is doomed!! we're all doomed!!



By the way i saw a stall selling Crabs Legs at Scarborough a couple of days ago, wonder if one of those belonged to the Crabmas Crab?

[MrGneiss]

People are always talking about eating the Christmas Crab () But I wouldn't think he'd be too tasty since he is over 100 years old!!

[takethecastle57]

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pewter-Crab-...item4d29bfd411

[compirate]

If his legs are that important, is it really smart having a sharp sword right over your head?

[luckydog]

Ditto

[MrGneiss]

If his legs are that important, is it really smart having a sharp sword right over your head?

Where else would he keep it?? He loves to look at before he goes to bed..Did I mention its signed by Arnold Schwarzenegger?? He sure loves his Conan collectibles!!

[MrGneiss]

Look boss, I found a website that sells magic compatible crab legs..and yo-yos?? We can just order you one..oh..wait..It says no more deliveries until 2015!!

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You're lucky I don't send you to work in the Slim Jim mines!! Oh what are we going to do??

[mxfaiman]

What are the odds you can buy magic crab legs and yo-yos from the same company?

Do they also stalk magic lobster claws?