I am a non-attorney spokesperson.

[cardwwi]

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[heima]

Remember this?:
"Hey Beavis, uh, he said Cranial Rectum Disorder. huhuhuh."
"Yeah, heh, heheh, heh, Butt-head. hehehheh."
"What?"
"Butt-head, heheheh."
"What?!"
"Butt-head, Butt-head, BUTT-HEAD!"
"Shut up dumbass, you're pissing me off. huhuhuh"
"Cranial Rectum Disorder, heheh Butt-head. heheheh"
"Huhuhuh, fart knocker, huhuhuh."
"Heheheh, ass munch, heheheh."