Crabmas and the Missing Crab!!

[MrGneiss]

Santa may ride a Harley, but the Christmas Crab needs a dual sport to get everywhere on Crabmas Island!!

[MrGneiss]

The group checked all around for the Crab, but because of a fresh layer of snow, there were no footprints to be seen so everyone went over to the front door of the factory to see if maybe the Christmas Crab was inside.. They went in the front door and right inside they found the Christmas Crab lounging on a pile of bookmark tassels, eating some turkey jerky he got out of his emergency pack that he always carries on his motorcycle!!

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[luckydog]

what a silly Crab

[mcknli7]

ohhhh the tales of the christmas crab

[mxfaiman]

He couldn't walk back on his own, so he had to wait for them to find him to walk back?

[luckydog]

He needed someone to push the bike back

[Drunkenclam]

It's far to exciting for me. I need to have a little lay down.

[MrGneiss]

He couldn't walk back on his own, so he had to wait for them to find him to walk back?

You expect a small crab with small crab legs to walk alone (for days maybe) in the Spooky Woods, in the snow?? Are you saying you wanted the Christmas Crab to freeze in the woods?? It sounds like someone wants a snot boot this year!!

[MrGneiss]

Even though they had found the Christmas Crab and he was ok, it wasn't ok that it was nearly midnight on Crabmas Eve and they were many hours away form the Crooked Castle..by foot anyway, especially tiny crab feet.. And it turns out the Christmas Crabs motorcycle had run out of gas (So thats what started all of this mess in the first place) So it seemed there was no way to get back in time.. Then the owl spoke up and said "I think I know a way to get you back in time!!"

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[luckydog]

I'd like to see him fly the hippo home

[mxfaiman]

It sounds like someone wants a snot boot this year!!

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[MrGneiss]

So, with the Christmas Crab holding on to the owls talons they took off over the Spooky Woods and made it back to the Crooked Castle just in time.. The lobsters and prawns had Gordon and the Spam Sleigh all ready to go.. No sooner had they welcomed the Christmas Crab back, he was off ready to deliver salami and snot boots to all the people of the world!!

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[mcknli7]

yay crabmas was saved

[beachcat]

I already got my Salami

[luckydog]

I would rather have a can of spam

[JACKSJE4]

I love happy endings!!


Merry Christmas everyone!! I hope you all have a wonderful holiday and a joyous (and safe) New Year!!

~Jeff

[mxfaiman]

Was I the only one who didn't get some salami? snotboot.gifsnotboot.gifsnotboot.gif

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[MrGneiss]

Merry Crabmas!!

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See you next year!!

[luckydog]

I got my Christmas wish, look what Santacrab left me by my computer

[MrGneiss]

You must have been extra good this year!!