Crabmas and the Missing Crab!!

[MrGneiss]

It's only a week until Crabmas and the Christmas Crab was nowhere to be seen!! He left a note on the fridge saying he was going out for a ride on his motorcycle..But that was more than 26 hours ago!! With the prawns in a panic and the lobsters worried as well Something had to be done!!

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[beachcat]

why does he keep doing this? where could he be? I hope they find him in time. Its a plot I tell you , a conspiracy , oh me oh my

[Card Shark]

Been waiting all year for Crabmas!!!

[hanabi]

How wonderful to see the Golden Spatula on top of the tree!!

Now where on Earth is the Christmas Crab??

[JACKSJE4]

My year has been totally incomplete... until I read this thread. Thank goodness the adventures of Christmas Crab have returned!!

[luckydog]

How Exciting

I would check Vegas first

[Moparformances]

i was just thinking the other day..

I had not see the Christmas crab either.. he must be truly lost

[musky]

Robbie, you should publish these, they would make great children's books. I look forward to reading these adventures each year...guess I'm just a kid at heart!

[hanabi]

Robbie, you should publish these, they would make great children's books. I look forward to reading these adventures each year...guess I'm just a kid at heart!

I agree

I'd buy them

For me!!



Is that where the Christmas Crab is? at the Publishers, claw-signing first editions?

[MrGneiss]

After a lot of thinking and worrying, one prawn named Larry remembered that his cousin Bruce the Moose (he's not really a moose and his real name is Clarence, but thats not really important) had once used a private detective during his divorce and he still remembered his name.. He found the detectives address and they all rushed over to his office/tree to see if he could help them find the Christmas Crab before it was too late!!

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After a twenty minute walk through the snow they made it to a large tree with a flashing neon sign hanging above a large hole in its trunk.. One of the prawns knocked on the tree and a few seconds later a big owl poked his head out of the hole and with a big Hooooot startled the group below..

[takethecastle57]

Only one Hooter ?

[musky]

Only one Hooter ?

Yeah, he's right! Those hooters usually travel in pairs, I know, I've seen 'em!!!

[MrGneiss]

After they explained what was going on, the owl said he'd be glad to help them for free to find his old friend the Christmas Crab.. So after the owl grabbed his magnifying glass they set off.. They started off at the Crooked Castle's garage where the Christmas Crab keeps his motorcycles..it had snowed some, but some tracks were still visible...to the master detective owl at least!!

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[beachcat]

​so much fun to follow tracts in the snow...

[luckydog]

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[MrGneiss]

The tracks led them to the middle of the Spooky Woods and the old bookmark factory.. It had been abandoned years ago when it became impossible for the tassel hamsters to make the tassels because of all the pranks played on them by the Spooky Woods ghosts.. They moved the factory to London and the only occupants of the old factory the last few decades were the squirrels and ghosts.. Anyway, right outside the front of the factory they saw the Christmas Crab's motorcycle sticking out of a snow drift..

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[beachcat]

ah the plot thickens, what could have happened to the Christmas Crab? will I get sausages this year? I wonder if the ghosts did it.

[Moparformances]

a motocross bike?? really?? I would have bet a snot boot he was a Harley kinda crab

"snot boot" did i use that in the right context??

[luckydog]

I guess he needs good traction in all that ice and snow

[mxfaiman]

a motocross bike?? really?? I would have bet a snot boot he was a Harley kinda crab