Pachinko alarm clock on Amazon

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I love the description the seller put in the listing:

Take a look at this novelty Pachinko Alarm Clock. Resembling the classic Japanese gaming device, this clock will bring the feel of a Japanese casino to your home. If you have trouble getting up in the morning, rest assure that this clock is loud enoug to wake the dead! It is made of heavu duty plastic. Will require 3 "c" batteries (not included). The clock measures approx. 13.5" tall, 10.5" wide and 4" deep. This is an excellent gift for children and adults alike. Thanks for looking =)