"Pachinko in a nutshell"
or
"Why I pulled out all my hair"

Pachinko is an exciting and fun game that's easy to play.

1a) Shoot many many balls untill one ball luckily falls in the GO, CHANCE, or START pocket.
1b) Doing this will take many many many many trys.
(If you are grinding your teeth, that can give you migraines. Pulling your hair has fewer side effects)

2a) After many hours you will make the begin pocket happy.
2b) Now shoot many many balls at the FEVER ACTIVATION device.

2b) The FEVER ACTIVATION device is very very hard to reach,
but after shooting many many balls, you will get one ball to it.

2c) You will retire in Florida before you do this, but when you do,
you will have a one in fifty chance of activating the FEVER ACTIVATION device

2d) Once the FEVER ACTIVATION device is happy,
you have to shoot many many balls at the FEVER STARTER.
You will go insane and bald before you do this, but if you try and try,
and shoot 100s of balls you will eventually make it.

3a) After the FEVER STARTER device is happy, You will be in FEVER MODE

3b) While in FEVER MODE, The fever pocket will be open and hungry.
There will also be loud booming music,
and flashing lights that will compound your migraine if you neglected to pull your hair instead.

4a) Your ball supply will always be empty upon start of FEVER MODE

-before it's too late,
list the infernal demonmachine on one day auction with free delevery,
or email JamesM and ask him if he will please come rid your home of the abominable thing.