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    Senior Wedding.
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    > Harry, age 92, and Sally, age 89, living in Miami , are all
    > excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll
    > to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore..
    > Harry suggests they go in. Harry addresses the man behind the
    > counter:
    > "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes." Harry: "We're
    > about to get married.
    >
    > Do you sell heart medication?" Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."
    >
    > Harry: "How about medicine for circulation?" Pharmacist: "All
    > kinds."
    >
    > Harry: "Medicine for rheumatism?" Pharmacist: "Definitely."
    >
    > Harry: "How about suppositories?" Pharmacist: "You bet!"
    >
    > Harry: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
    > Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The Works."
    >
    > Harry: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes
    > for Parkinson's disease?" Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
    >
    > Harry: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?" Pharmacist: "We
    > sure do."
    >
    > Harry: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?" Pharmacist:
    > "All speeds and sizes."
    >
    > Harry: "Adult diapers?" Pharmacist: "Sure."
    >
    > Harry: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
    >
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    Default Re: Senior Wedding

    I was waiting for the last line to say: Do you sell Viagra? Sorry sick mind at work.

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