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[Urban Archaeologist]

I see they just got more Pachinko Machines Listed


http://search.ebay.com/_W0QQfgtpZ1QQ...3aMEFSQ3aMESOI

[slotter]

Thanks much! I just picked up a Royal Flush!!! :grin:

Now to use the orange cabinet for this very orange machine and need another cabinet for the vintage machine.

It never stops. :lol:

[luckydog]

so many bargains :lol: :lol:

so little room :cry: :cry:

[TANK]

come on luckydog tow in an addition!!

[luckydog]

i need to upgrade to a doublewide :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Tulsa]

Just make that double wide a double decker double wide! 8-)

[arbycoffee]

Just make that double wide a double decker double wide! 8-)

with Hot tub & sauna. And a Free Bar :grin:

[Bilko44]

From Bradenton Gazette:
"One Lucky Dog Escapes Injury When Trailer Roof Collapses"

Investigators were summoned to the residence of one Luckydog after millions of pachinko balls rigged to somehow circulate from a roof cooling system down into one hundred pachinko games packed into a two story quadruple wide trailer collapsed.

Balls were found up to 3 miles from ground zero. Emergency units answering the initial call for help were involved in several accidents when they lost control from sliding on the multitude of balls careening down the street. Over 12 Zippy Marts were destroyed in a one block area as the vehicles slammed businesses and residences.

As a result, 300 employees have been displaced from work until repairs are made.

"They were Devil Balls. I tell you! " exclaimed one Zippy Mart worker. "The were hopping down the street like a swarm of locusts!"

"I had to hide in the beer cooler to escape their wrath!" said another somewhat inebriated employee.

Governer Jeb Bush made a helicopter overflight of the area and immediately declared the area a disaster zone.

"I have never seen anything like this!" declared a visibly shaken Gov. Bush. "Hurricane Ivan pales in comparison to this man-made disaster!"

The instigator of this horrific calamity, known only as "Luckydog" has been taken into temporary custody as "as a guilty as sin person of interest".

When questioned by reporters, Luckydog explained that he had just received a shipment of pachinko games from Texas and "All Heck broke loose" when he hit the jackpot fever round on the last game he had just connected to his MegaGodzilla Ball Management System.

The FBI is investigating possible links to a seedy group of characters operating from a website calling itself Pachitalk.com.

[RKnarr01]

:lol: After reading the first two sentences i actually thought it was a real story :lol:

[d mowery]

That be us , HEAD FER THE HILS the revenors are a commin :grin:
8-) 8-) 8-) :smt072 hold um off cousin till we all get gone

[arbycoffee]

The paper did say where his defence fund is, we toke up a collection and need to know where to send it. We have $2.87 and 4 pachislo tokens collected so far.

:cry:

[TatooedLady]

The paper did say where his defence fund is, we toke up a collection and need to know where to send it. We have $2.87 and 4 pachislo tokens collected so far. :cry:

Yeah....sorry I couldn't pitch in this time, but yanno, I'm scraping funds at the moment to get that D7, and yanno, I need SO MANY more tokens...oh, and volume mods....yeah...and the decor to go with the machines.....or else I'd pitch in. Of COURSE I would! :smt083

[logicprobe]

Tank... git over there with that metal detector and help clean up that mess! Don't forget to claim salvage rights!
Sure beats pull-tabs, right? :-)

[Bilko44]

Bradenton Gazette Newsflash!!!!!!

Luckydog is now in the witness protection program.

The Environmental Protection Agency got involved after numerous walking catfish swallowed up the errant pachinko balls. Customers in several catfish restaurants began finding steel balls with mysterious writing on them in their catfish platters.

The entire city of Bradenton has been quarantined.

It is rumored that Luckydog is leader of an alien culture that comes to take over the world.

Forensic experts are analyzing the balls to determine if they are indeed the eggs of aliens. Experts fear that the pachinko balls are similar to the ones found in Japan after Godzilla ravaged Tokyo in the 1960's.

Luckydog could possibly be charged with importing illegal aliens into Florida.

As legal woes mount for Luckydog, a defense fund has been created. Luckydog is still optimistic that everything will turn out OK and he asks that you NOT send money at this time as he could then be charged with money laundering.

[arbycoffee]

Really it is good luck, you have gotten those stale fortune cookies, now a fortune fish, and it's filling too! Restrants in Chi' Town & the big apple core want them bad, dinners start at $777.77 a plate. Rumors have it Mr. Comb Over is converting his Alantic Casino to serve it during Pachi Play.

The other white Meat people are up in arms. Story to follow at 5:00pm NEWS.

[Tulsa]

Bradenton Gazette Newsflash!!!!!!

In a related story, a slow speed car chase between the Manatee County Sheriffs Department and a white bronco, see in photo below..



ensued earlier today with an elderly gentleman hanging out the window yelling to on-lookers, "Balls to the wall"!



A close up photo taken by our news photographer of the tag revealed the driver of the vehicle to be fleeing felon Luckydog.

For everyone's safety please do not travel in Manatee County unless absolutely necessary. We will keep you advised.

[logicprobe]

OMG!!!
It's turning out to be a conspiracy with O.J. Simpson!!!

[luckydog]

WOW!!!!

i just took a nap and wakeup to find out i'm a felon :oops:

great story, i couldn't stop laughing. :lol:

i'm glad it's not true. :roll:

i will have nightmares :twisted: tonight about this really happening.

o. j. and i have one thing in common, we both like fancy bowie knives :lol:

but, i don't use mine to slice and dice, like he did :roll:

[logicprobe]

Pretty slick how he's using that laptop and cellphone internet interface to get an alibi, isn't it?

O.J. must be driving!

[Bilko44]

Bradenton Gazette News at Five

Hot Flash by Barbara Walters:

Things are not looking good for Luckydog. He has now been seen in the company of a known almost felon. This association only strengthens the government's case that OJ Simpson was hatched from a pachinko ball and in his teen years, liked to wear a monster suit and terrorize Japan before settling down to the peaceful life of pro football.

Luckydog's love of Bowie knives is a telling clue. DO NOT play mumblety-peg with this guy!

The State of Florida has now been quarantined as pachinko balls have been seen falling from the white Bronco's passenger side window. The menace is spreading!