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    Only in America... Do drugstores make the sick people walk all the way to the back of the store to get their perscriptions, While Healthy people can buy cigerettes at the front.


    Only in America... Do people order, Double cheeseburger, Large fries, and a 'Diet coke'


    Only in America...Do banks leave both doors open, and then chain the pens to the counters.


    Only in America...Do we leave cars worths thousands of dollars, in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


    Only in America... Do we buy Hot dogs in packages of ten, and Buns in packages of eight.


    Only in America...Do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.




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    Only in America do you get all the good vintage Pachinkos.
    So stop whinging. Leave that to the English, We do it best

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    Quote Originally Posted by BigBearSteve View Post
    Only in America...Do we have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
    Only in America - do we call them ATM Machines instead of ATMs (Automated Teller Machine Machines?)

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    only in america do we put locks on the doors of our 24/7 quicky marts
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    ...committed people can change the world. ............. /.................Please, Please stand in front of them
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    Quote Originally Posted by compirate View Post
    Only in America - do we call them ATM Machines instead of ATMs (Automated Teller Machine Machines?)
    Actually we call them atm's here to

    useless trivia the first person to use an Atm was British actor Reg Varney ( Stan on On the Busses)

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    Only in America do we try to "rescue" and preserve our Movie/Theater houses


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    Quote Originally Posted by takethecastle57 View Post
    Only in America do we try to "rescue" and preserve our Movie/Theater houses


    P.S. Chime in if I'm wrong on this
    No sorry your wrong, In the U.K. we rescue them.
    We fill them to the rafters with old people and call them Bingo halls
    A great place to go if you want to find out about the war

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    it's not 'the war', it's 'The War'

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    Only in America...You'll find South Dakota!! I tried...do I win??

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    only in America do we pass up a Honda that was designed and built here to buy a "USA" Ford made in Mexico
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