Tiger Woods Christmas Card

[Tulsa]

[Ikaria]

[Tulsa]

* What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Norwegian.

* Tiger's new movie is out: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.

* Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."

* Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole-in-one.

* Elin's excuse? She had to play a bad lie.

* What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

* What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing.

* Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

* Why did Tiger leave the house so early? He has a 2:30 tree time.

* What do a Cadillac SUV and a Nike golf ball have in common? Tiger Woods can drive them both into the trees.

[luckydog]

Florida is a 50/50 state on all couples assets

he better buy her a huge diamond!!!

[Tulsa]

I'm sure he has a really nice iron clad prenup.

[JACKSJE4]

Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy.

[dattia]

OMG... this situation is a golfers dream!

[dattia]

Tiger Woods drives well on the fairway but doesn't fare well on the driveway.

[new in town]

YouTube - Saturday Night Live Tiger Woods skit (Se 35 Ep 08) Blake Lively - The Situation Room

[logicprobe]

Q. What the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

A. Santa stops after three HO's.