really dumb crooks

[luckydog]

both crooks are ready for the Darwin award

Just having a Sharpie doesn't make you sharp - St. Petersburg Times

[johntofva]

LOL... Was that a pic of Owen?

[derek1960]

Well it fooled me i didn't know who they were

[owennewton]

I am on the west coast and don't use a sharpie on my face

[Moparformances]

I am on the west coast and don't use a sharpie on my face

yes we see u claim to be on the west coast but where were u the other night???

[owennewton]

yes we see u claim to be on the west coast but where were u the other night???

I have plenty of witnesseses here in town that will confirm my location thankyouverymuch

[Moparformances]

I have plenty of witnesseses here in town that will confirm my location thankyouverymuch

"here in town"

can u please explain what this means exactly

[owennewton]

"here in town"

can u please explain what this means exactly

McMinnville Or. 97128

NW, SW and SE parts of town

[compirate]

Last seen skulking around with a 'Kat'

[Meathead]

Ok, leave Owen alone. I'm certain his "witnesses" took his fingerprints to prove where he was, and I'm betting there's a nice booking photo along with those prints.

[Lt Teddy]

I do not know what to think. I just corresponded with Owen and he said he had been awfully busy. I guess I would give him the benifit of the doubt on the sharpie.

[Meathead]

And to assist Owen further in his alibi for all of you doubters, it states in the article that one of the crooks was charged with drunk driving. I'm almost certain that Owen cannot be charged with a DUI if he's standing at the rear of his Mercedes and pushing it down the street.

[Sid]

Come on guys.. lay off owen...

it wasnt him.. Sharpies have been banned on his commune since 84...




Damn Hippies..