amazing similarities
after buying my first pachislo for Christmas and now just getting my first pachinko yesterday i have come to the realization that these machines are like women.
my wife is like a pachislo because .....
1. they are both great at taking all my coin.
2. i always get back less than what i put in.
3. i feed them well and rub their bellies for luck in hopes of getting to the
big bonus.
4. i get an error message when i put my token in the slot to quickly
5. if i do make it to the big bonus i will ultimately get a jac-in and get
less of a payout than i was hoping for.
6. if i run out of money they are ready to move on to the next sucker with
a few coins in their pocket.
7. if the hopper gets jammed all play must stop.
my wife before we were married reminds me of a pachinko because....
1. whenever my balls cone into play they put on an amazing show.
2. the pachinko cabinet is slimmer than the pachislo cabinet.
3. pachinkos don't give hopper errors.
4. pachinkos are more top heavy.
5. my balls are always welcome.
6. pachinkos don't mind if you reach you hand around the back side.
7. my pachinko attract mode is allot more noticeable.
does anybody else agree with me on these issues?
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幸運わんわん Luckydog or Yukiwanwan in Japanese 
